'His passenger side will get blasted': Suburban man gets payback by installing 360° sprinklers to wreck his neighbor's sports car after he repeatedly drives through his lawn

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/DrUncouth 23 hours ago I Hate My Entitled Neighbor
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    Font - Neighbor is a lazy PoS - has 6 cars and a 70' driveway and only parks his daily driver on the driveway, (which he washes and polishes every weekend) - the rest are in front of other peoples houses.
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    Font - My lawn parallels his driveway and of course I have sprinklers along the edge of my lawn - Recently I had wondered why my lawn is not doing well and
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    Font - noticed that he had run over 3 of my sprinkler heads. I fixed them, grumbled about it but moved on. A week later, it was 2 heads were broken. This past
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    Font - weekend, I found 2 broken again and the pipe busted as well. I could see his tire tracks coming off his driveway and over my lawn.
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    Font - So - I put in new sprinklers again - but instead of 180 degree sprinklers, I put in 360's - he may still run them over, but at least at 11PM every night, his passenger side will get blasted for 7 minutes.
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    Font - *note, we have extremely hard water - so the level of spots on his car will take lots of time to sort out.
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    Rectangle - HistoricalPapaya7070. 23 hr. ago Put out large boulders on the property line.
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    Plant - serraangel826. 22 hr. ago And bird feeders next to the boulders, that way he can't say he didn't see them. Get those really nice decorative ones!
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    Font - National-Return-5363. 19 hr. ago edited 17 hr. ago Yep and the nice thing about bird feeders is that birds will congregate there and will pop on his car after their meal of fibrous seeds.
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    Human body - butterfly-garden. 18 hr. ago And birds LOVE blackberries!
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    Font - SiegelOverBay 15 hr. ago If you can get some blackberries established, they will keep on growing and getting bigger. I'd suggest a thornless variety so you can actually enjoy some of the berries, if you like. Keep them trimmed/maintained, put some
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    Font - sort of structural support in the middle of each plant to help them stand up, and it could actually be a really nice hedge for your yard. Just remember that they only fruit on second year
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    Font - growth, so only clip the branches that start dying after the berries come and go, all the rest should be trained back into the bushes and arranged so it will grow as you like.
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    Smile - IllustratorOrganic. 18 hr. ago Put dry cat food in the bird feeder. The pop sticks like super glue
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    Font - AnnekeSmid. 18 hr. ago I love how this gets more and more elaborate, petty and effective
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    Font - mattromo 19 hr. ago And when he asks about the boulders tell him some ole has been driving on a my lawn destroying my sprinklers with no hint of an accusation.
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    Font - briomio 23 hr. ago This will definitely take care of the issue.
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    Font - Rknot 22 hr. ago Pound some rebar in along the property line to mark it. do the same near your sprinkler heads to mark them. Make them about 5 inches tall. it's the perfect height to murder his lawnmower when he runs over it. and hey, you were just trying to mark things for safety.
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    Rectangle - _my_choice 16 hr. ago That was exactly what I was going to say. It will mar his nice, clean car when he runs over it.
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    Font - dman928 16 hr. ago When my neighbors were tearing up my lawn I accidentally dropped a box of nails on my lawn It took me a few days to find a big magnet to clean them up Oh well
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    Font - Bunhyung 21 hr. ago A little Vaseline or KY jelly under the door handles is always entertaining. 427 ↓ Reply Share National-Contact-499 21 hr. ago Under the windshield wipers
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    Plant - "I could see his tire tracks coming off his driveway and over my lawn."

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