30+ Polished Memes for Manicured Baddies With a Fresh Set of Nails

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 22, 2023 8:00 AM EDT

Why do we do it? Why do we spend $100 a month for our nail tech to file, trim, moisturize, and polish our finger nails? Men have wondered for decades what it is about a manicure that is so inherently feminine and so unattainably female, but every woman knows the feeling of when you walk out of a nail salon with a fresh set. 

You're powerful, you're dazzling, and you are the baddest baddie ever to walk the Earth. Everything you do is suddenly beautiful– when you make coffee in the morning, you can admire the art on your hands. When you click the button to cross the street– OOOO there are those nails again! And when you hold pretty much anything, the femininity and flawlessness flows through you. 

Nail girlies are all obsessed with this feeling of power. The click-clack of your nails on your touch screen and the way you feel when you point at things is simply incredible. So there– that's the reason we get our nails done. We're addicted to the power and we're addicted to the poise. Plus we're learning a little Vietnamese on the side, so there's that too. 

So if you're a nail girl who always has a fresh set, these memes are for you. Scroll onward for these glittering set of nail memes to satisfy every Vogue girl.

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  • 01
    Mouth - Employer: Where are you, you're late! Me: *getting nails done* I'll get there when I get there 20
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    Nose - Me thinking about what designs | should get on my nails next time al @nailsby_anniele
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    Eyebrow - My personalities arguing over what nail color to pick 乱
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    Cat - My most current set of acrylics My first ever set of acrylics
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    Nose - How I look showing off my nails after getting them done: @funeralpari
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    Liquid - me: sorry, i can't go out, i have plans. my plans:
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    Font - POV: It's early 2000's and you walk in your local nail salon, which design would you pick? 13 23 33 24 34 25 45 35 36 46 16 26 UD 48 28 39 49 19 29 40 50 4.53 C TA 30 JUL Wash MAS MAING 40 40
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    Cartoon - When you forget to save that nail inspo pic so now its lost forever.
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    Gesture - PREGNANT TRAVIS I NEED MY NAILS DONE!
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    Finger - New set ST 40014
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    Tableware - Me: h- Girl with acrylics:
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    Eyebrow - Women will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors @jiggyjayy2 89 88 Its a clear difference like c'mon now
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    Forehead - NEW NAILS WON'T FIX YOUR PROBLEMS" me:
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    Forehead - Client: "Idk what happened, they just popped off!" Nail Tech: INTER
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    Gesture - Two types of girls: 111
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    Hand - Client: "I like the same length of nails." Nail tech: "you mean like this?"
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    Window - Nail Techs in December be like... @forenabram-beauty 4
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    Happy - ME: I won't go overboard this time with the glitter MY FINISHED NAILS:
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    Gesture - What's worse than a heartbreak? Me:
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    Eyebrow - what your nail length says about you You're a baddie You're a baddie You're a baddie You're a baddie You guessed it, a baddie
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  • 21
    Hair - YOUR NAILS WHEN YOU HAVE NO POLISH ON THEM @rachel_nailedit
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    Eyelash - When bae drops you off at the nail salon and asks when you'll be done
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    Petal - Me: I'm not extra Also me:
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    Nose - Me after spending all my money buying new nail products @nailsby_anniele
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    Nose - Me: I really don't need to buy more nail art Also me at 2am: *add to cart* @INNARUSHBEAUTY
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    Cartoon - ALL OF MY ISSUES 1-ON-1 TIME WITH MY NAIL TECH
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    Property - my soul my nails
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    Photograph - People: "What do you do for fun ? Me: Polish
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    Smile - WHEN MY CUSTOMER TELLS ME ABOUT ALL THE COMPLIMENTS THEY GOT ON THEIR NAILS @nailandbailuk
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    Glasses - My clients the next day at work after they had to leave work early for their "doctors appointment" 813 @kalifornails
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    Photograph - "Money does not buy happiness" Me when I get some money:
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    Product - Never forget where you came from Dazzling Nails Nail Polish Nail Sizes short long MORE ft ge Stickers & Gems HER Rings 0 MORE Poli Remo Done
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    Eyebrow - Me when someone asks me to do anything physical that doesn't include shopping 200 3 QUE I can't, I just got a $150 manicure.
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