30+ Polished Memes for Manicured Baddies With a Fresh Set of Nails

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Sep 22, 2023 8:00 AM EDT

Why do we do it? Why do we spend $100 a month for our nail tech to file, trim, moisturize, and polish our finger nails? Men have wondered for decades what it is about a manicure that is so inherently feminine and so unattainably female, but every woman knows the feeling of when you walk out of a nail salon with a fresh set.

You're powerful, you're dazzling, and you are the baddest baddie ever to walk the Earth. Everything you do is suddenly beautiful– when you make coffee in the morning, you can admire the art on your hands. When you click the button to cross the street– OOOO there are those nails again! And when you hold pretty much anything, the femininity and flawlessness flows through you.

Nail girlies are all obsessed with this feeling of power. The click-clack of your nails on your touch screen and the way you feel when you point at things is simply incredible. So there– that's the reason we get our nails done. We're addicted to the power and we're addicted to the poise. Plus we're learning a little Vietnamese on the side, so there's that too.

So if you're a nail girl who always has a fresh set, these memes are for you. Scroll onward for these glittering set of nail memes to satisfy every Vogue girl.