Cringey Harry Potter-Obsessed Millennials Who Should Read Another Book

Mel Dawn

Sep 24, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

Before you come at me with your pitchforks—I do not care if you like the Harry Potter books. I could care less if you dress up as Ron Weasley every year for Halloween and stand in line at the local cinema whenever they screen a marathon of all the movies. By all means, enjoy yourself. But if you're the type of Potter-obsessed millennial who compares every single thing that happens in real life to a Harry Potter plot line and then tweets about it, I'm sorry, but you're asking to be roasted.

If you agree that it's about time the Potterheads read another dang book, keep scrolling.

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via u/BaronAaldwin

Why'd you have to go and ruin it?
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via u/TooSmalley
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via u/tstaffor

So freaking quirky!
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via u/deleted
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via u/tildaajnsson

Make it stop.
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via u/elifreeze

"Get in loser, we're refusing to grow up."
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via u/Thunder_Ducks
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via u/perujin

At least he tried reading a different book.
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via u/deleted

And then everybody clapped.
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via u/Sammy381

She knows that Hermione Granger is a fictional character right? Right??
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via u/2tragick4me

Allegedly a review of Marquis de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom.
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via u/mortimermcmirestinks

Okay but you're still not a Slytherin.
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via @dadiomov
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via u/alexander-fm

Not Harry Potter, but the point still stands.
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via @simuliu

Watch another movie.
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via u/sallyapple7

Maybe your phone is trying to tell you something.
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via u/kamisat

Millennial bait.
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via u/steveh24

Okay true…
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via u/Tow_The_Line_000
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via u/TheSwordAndTheScales

Jane Austen, Toni Morrison, Mary Shelley, Ursula K. Le Guin, etc. are all rolling in their graves.
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via u/RanchRelaxo

Umm…definitely not.
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via u/ostrig

Real.