'I intentionally scalded him': Brother-in-law gets what he deserves after refusing to wash his own dishes, getting punked by the worst shower of his life afterwards

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    Font - Posted by u/OldGuySeattle 16 hours ago Intentionally scalded my brother-in-law in the shower Many years ago, my (former) partner's sister, her kids, and her redneck lug of a husband came to stay with us. The
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    Font - husband was retired military, a big fat lug of a guy who grunted like some kind of gorilla. Super "macho" and obnoxious, he would take
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    Font - every opportunity to get his point across that he was a real man and us gay guys weren't. My partner made a nice breakfast for the whole group
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    Font - one morning and then set up a tub in the sink so everyone could quickly wash their own dishes (no dishwasher). When the brother-in-law was finished
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    Font - eating, he carried his plate into the kitchen, tossed it onto the counter, and sneered "I ain't washin my own dish", then walked out.
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    Font - A few minutes later he went to take a shower while everyone else, except me, went outside. It was an old apartment with bad plumbing, so while he was
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    Font - in the shower, I stood in the kitchen and turned the hot and cold water on and off throughout his entire shower. I could hear him in their yelping
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    Font - like a little girl as he alternately got hit by scalding hot and then freezing water. When he finished and came out of the
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    Mammal - bathroom, he said "Wow, that shower temperature of yours is really crazy". I just smiled and said "Oh, yeah, sometimes it's like that".
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    Font - dingus a 11 hr. ago Should've told him that a real man would've handled the water temp, like you and your partner do. Just to see how triggered he'd get
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    Facial expression - AdOdd90154 hr. ago Haha followed by, 'now get that dirty plate clean cus I'm not your mother'
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    Mammal - basko13 2 hr. ago You are not showering in the ice cold water like us? Little too sensitive?
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    Gesture - ZedXYZ 1 hr. ago "Oh yeah, I was washing your plate. The shower does that when the tap runs".
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    Font - seapancaketouchr. 15 hr. ago Eff that noise, I would have tucked it into his bed for him to find scrambled eggs betwixt his toes when he's all cozy at night.
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    Smile - B Mystic Messenger1998. 15 hr. ago I love this response and I'm stealing it
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    Font - latents 5 hr. ago Or, assuming that OP is still willing to cook for this j rk, leave the plate visibly soiled and serve his next meal on it. Everyone who washed their plates get clean ones.
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    Font - WhizzoButterBoy 15 hr. ago I have an image of OP standing like a conductor at the sink and turning taps on and off to the tune of "Blue Danube" while a chorus of screams and yelps is generated from the bathroom Maestro !! Bravo !!!
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    Rectangle - WhizzoButterBoy . 15 hr. ago Sure !! Which pieces do you think would serve it up the best ?? OO
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    Font - Tiefschlag 14 hr. ago How about some excerpts of the Flying Dutchman or the Nutcracker?
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    Font - Numerous_Ad8458 14 hr. ago Next time I'd deny him food if he can't clean his own f ng plate. Kids are better mannered than him...
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    Font - Soppoi 10 hr. ago Nah, just hand him the dirty plate from last time.
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    Font - i_wanna_sleep_plz. 9 hr. ago or dump the food right in front of him
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    Human body - HMS_Slartibartfast 15 hr. ago Sounds like the kind of person who deserves crayons for breakfast...
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    Font - ChrisIronsArt. 8 hr. ago Should have bought him Lunchables for the remainder of his stay
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