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14 Guys Who Skipped Formalities and Went Straight Into Creep Mode

These guys skipped the usual process of talking to a girl and developing interest before asking her out and blitzed straight on into creep mode. Don't try this at home.

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    Text - X about al hour ago Hi cutie Uh hi Do I know you? Not yet lol I want to suck you
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    Text - e o 15% O oooo Verizon O Back Invite much to count. lol my longest was 4 years. wbu? That's really long! 2 years for me and the longest. ris asked me to marry him. oh that's cool, what you hink? I think, if we are still together and happy after I get my education then yes cool, how long can you Fuck? Sent from web
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    Text - 4G 12:00 21% Tue, 03/24/2015 u done tonight? 23:53 Wed, 03/25/2015 u ok? 00:30 Fri, 03/27/2015 wanna get ur butthole licked? lol 09:26 Enter message Send
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    Text - 5:18 PM .o Verizon 43% Mar 30, 2015, 5:06 PM Hi!:) Hi, how are you? Doing well, how about you? Doing very well thanks for asking. You are very cute Thank you :) I wonder if you spilled your ice cream cone on your shirt if i would be able to lick it off your breasts www Message Send
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    Text - 10:27 PM 10 79% 0o AT&T LTE Creep? Fake? Feb 22, 2015, 9:06 PM Can you kidnap me take me home and BBQ me for dinner? Feb 22, 2015, 10:25 PM What. Type something..
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    Text - really good at cooking and wasting time on netflix? i bet l'm better at both :P Jul 9, 2013-1:23am Message from 60% Match 69 % Friend 18% Enemy Report this Jul 9, 2013 and you're not going to relpy? lol i'm not mean you know :P 1:36am Report this i get it... you feel iI'm out of your league. don't worry i'm not like that ( Jul 9, 2013-1:42am Report this upon entering your house I don't say a word. as you try to greet me and ask me Jul 9, 2013-8:39pm how I am I lay a finger across your lip
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    Text - EE 09:27 PM 21% - Back GAME WAR FREE FREE HIRE AGE View profile New! 09:01 PM U are cute x x New! 09:02 PM I hope u die in a car cashed
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    Text - Sprint 3G 55% 11:56 PM Back Sep 18 10:02 PM Hey, how's it going? Sep 25 11:45 PM You have a very pretty face....it'd make a great mask to add to my collection Send Type reply here...
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    Text - @ 1 22% o TELUS LTE 9:28 PM James Jan 18, 2015, 9:06 PM Why u gotta be so fine? Must get it from my mother I'm not the guy u wanna be bringing home to ur mom than And why's that Cuz I'll probably fuck ur mom Send Message
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    Text - 1 47% ooo AT&T 5:42 PM Jul 8, 2014, 2:20 PM I don't mind getting kiss marks from you. Jul 9, 2014, 5:23 PM Hey? Jul 27, 2014, 11:40 PM Look outside your window. I'm waving my hand. Send Message
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    Text - [ like your glasses:) Hi I'm Sent from the OkCupid app Yesterday Block them Report Me too Sent from the OkCupid app 12:08am And you are bitchy that sucks Sent from the OkCupid app Block them 5:18am Report
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    Text - 6/5/2014 12 47:22 PM you're really really cute:) 6/5/2014 12:48:03 PM Report this message for Thank you u r too inappropriate content 6/5/2014 1.03:13 PM So how are you?) 6/5/2014 1:04:41 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I'm good wbu 6/5/2014 1:06:45 PM Im good! Just got off work a little bit ago 6/5/2014 1:07:29 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I go to work at230 6/5/2014 1:08:13 PM Report this message for inappropriate content Do u like big dick
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    Text - wanted to hangout. Maybe grab sweet creations. Do you mind if i stop by your house un announced! ? No that's not ok do not come to my house Read 4:05 PM Lol rojer that. Look out your window for a sec. You might see someone drive away. Im sorry i suck at this stuff. Ugh i need to hangout with yall swa friends though.
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    Text - Eher IfI don't respond that's why oh did I kill your mood? idk im tired You gonna try to go to bed? no Well what cha doing? a minute ago can you show me your dick Goodnight Ihype a message..
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