'I'm Being Bullied By A Seagull': Reddit User Thinks She Accidentally Got A Seagull Addicted To Nicotine, Asks If She Should Stop Smoking To Save It (Viral Thread)
let's start by being honest, okay? Seagulls are jerks. Seagulls steal your food right out of your hands as if it belongs to them. Seagulls demand food as if you're supposed to serve them. They are jerks, they always have been, that will never change. With that said, we, crazy animal people that we are, still think that they're adorable. We can't help it. We think that all animals are adorable, that's our motto, our mantra, and nothing will change that. Even seagulls who are absolutely hilarious and adorable and also jerks.
No matter how annoying they might be, we are still concerned for their well-being. So, we cannot blame the woman in this thread for considering the kind of drastic measures that she did once she found out that… she might have accidentally got a seagull addicted to nicotine. But hey… quitting smoking as a result of this might not be the worst thing that ever happened.
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First of all, let us just start by saying that there is nothing "stupid" about this thread. There are a lot of weird things and unforgettable things and hilarious things, but they are not, in fact, stupid things. Because we would have reacted in the same way to this conundrum, so we refuse to think of this reaction as anything other than completely valid.
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The sentence "the gulls do not fear man or god" is one that we are going to co-opt, we're letting you know now. It applies to all seagulls, not just these ones. The gulls do not fear man or god, but man and god fear them.
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