Oh, hello again. Welcome back. We hope you are ready, people, for yet another segment of the most dangerously adorable thing that you will see all week on the internet. And we really do mean dangerous. Yes, it's true that this listicle is filled with nothing but awwdorable itty bitty kitties, but we must forewarn you: do not underestimate their strength. They are far more powerful than they may look. They're tiny, indeed, but teeny weeny kittens are extremely fierce.
These kittens will make you do things that you have no control over. They even force us here to make this listicle, showing the most pawdorable, fiercest, smollest and cutest kittens of the week… every single week. So, we warn you, people, to continue at your own risk. And if you find yourself, later today, in a shelter, looking to adopt a kitten, don't say we didn't warn you.
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"Found this smol criminal hanging out in a parking lot, living in a storm drain. Turns out his original crime family had been evicted and left him behind. Seeing his obvious skill set, decided to recruit him to my own criminal empire. Say hello to Secret Agent Sterling Malory Archer"
"A boy had it during the school pick up and handed it to another student while in line to get picked up. These are all elementary schoolers. The teachers didn't know anything until the girl came up to them saying she had a kitty. They don't know if he had it the whole day or got it from his car during pick up and gave it to her. They're going to look back at video today to see who it was so they can get more information and talk to the parents… I am taking care of him for now until that is sorted or I get to keep him."
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