26 Unfiltered Parenting Memes for Moms and Dads Laying Family Life on the Line

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    Head - THE BEST WAY TO INFURIATE A MOM IS TO OPEN A SECOND BOX OF SOMETHING WHEN THERE'S STILL A BOX OF THE SAME THING ALREADY OPEN.
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    Hair - My kids are the reason I breathe; they're also the reason I swear, cry, yell, and eat waaay more carbs than I probably should.
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    Forehead - BEING A PARENT MEANS GOING TO SLEEP TIRED AND WAKING UP EVEN MORE TIRED.
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    Smile - -Clean your house for 2 hours -Watch the humans you created destroy it within ten minutes -Repeat for 20 years- THIS. IS. PARENTHOOD. COP T DOMY OWN ITS
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    Head - I only let crazy mama out every once in a while, just enough so that my kids and my husband are aware that she exists.
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    Comfort - SHOW ME A PERFECT MOTHER AND I'LL SHOW YOU A LEPRECHAUN, RIDING A UNICORN, OVER A DOUBLE RAINBOW, WITH A FAIRY HOLDING A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF IT. all OKO
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    Vision care - THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN SOMEONE STARTS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS Pops $1 POP NECAT
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    Sharing - MY HOUSE IS A MESS AND SO AM I. IF YOU'RE INTO CLEAN SPACES AND CHILDREN WHO DON'T SCREAM, THERE IS REALLY NOTHING HERE FOR YOU.
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    Countertop - I HATE WHEN I'M WAITING FOR MOM TO COOK DINNER, THEN I REMEMBER I AM THE MOM. B00 www
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    Facial expression - AND THEN ONE DAY WE DECIDED WE WERE TIRED OF SLEEPING IN AND DOING WHATEVER WE WANTED IN A CLEAN HOUSE, SO WE HAD KIDS. 104674
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    Toy - MOTHERHOOD IS PUTTING THE SAME 1 OBJECTS AWAY 30 TIMES A DAY.
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    Chin - WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK NICE BUT YOU HAVE KIDS, AND HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FIVE YEARS
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    Facial expression - MOMBIE A MOM WHO IS BEYOND EXHAUSTED BUT STAYS UP LATE ANYHOW SINCE IT'S HER ONLY OPPORTUNITY FOR KID FREE TIME.
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    Font - IF I EVER GO MISSING, PLEASE FOLLOW MY KIDS. THEY CAN FIND ME NO MATTER WHERE I TRY TO HIDE.
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    Forehead - A MOM'S MIND IS LIKE A BROWSER WITH 50 TABS OPEN AND HALF THE KEYS ARE BROKEN, THE SCREEN IS SMEARED WITH BANANAS AND THE COMPUTER IS ON FIRE.
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    Facial expression - THEY SAY WOMEN SPEAK 20,000 WORDS A DAY. I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO GETS THAT DONE BY BREAKFAST.
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    Motor vehicle - YOU'RE A PARENT WHEN... IT TAKES LONGER TO GET EVERYONE IN THE CAR THAN TO RUN THE ACTUAL ERRAND. 02200
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    Forehead - "YOU LOOK TIRED" I HAVE KIDS. I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS JUST MY FACE NOW.
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    Obstetric ultrasonography - BACK WHEN MY KID ATE WHATEVER I MADE WITHOUT COMPLAINING On 10 CA/MT PHILS CRI &51cm GA 12w6d71.8%
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    Hair - I DON'T HAVE A "9 TO 5" JOB I HAVE A "WHEN I OPEN MY EYES TO WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES" JOB
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    Smile - MY KIDS WOULD BE A LOT COOLER IF EVERY TIME THEY SHOUTED "MUM!" IT WAS FOLLOWED BY, "YOU'RE AWESOME!" AND "THANKS FOR KEEPING ME ALIVE."
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    Outerwear - PARENTHOOD IS FINDING WAYS TO EXHAUST YOUR KIDS THROUGHOUT THE DAY SO THAT THEY'LL PASS OUT BEFORE YOU PASS OUT. Мом Dad
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    Nose - When you hear your kids coming and you don't want to share your cupcake
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    Human - When someone asks me what my hobbies and interests are, but I'm a stay at home mom and can't remember what I do for fun @macaroniandmornjeans SAVINGS legitimately love eating pizza.
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    Smile - When you finally get that 15 minutes of self care and your 4 yr old barges in to ask if worms have buttholes
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    Forehead - When you clean the house and 5 minutes later there are Legos, yogurt smears and Goldfish crumbs everywhere

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