These 2 Goofy Doggos Show Off Their Woofematics Skills and Explain Dog Math

You may have heard of girl math. Y'know, it's like when you decide that if you pay with cash instead of a card, it magically becomes free. Well, there's also boy math, which is basically a playful spinoff where the girls tease the boys about anything and everything.

Now, we proudly pawsent to you ~dog math~. Trust us, it totally adds up. I even had Benjamin, my grumpy old German Shepard, give it a sniff of approval. When dinner is at 5:00 and it's 5:03, I most certainly am running two hours late. When we go on a walk in the morning but skip our evening walk = we practically missed weeks of walking. And he's still over there grumbling something about how hoomans absurdly think that splitting one treat in half is equivalent to two treats, but I'm too busy writing this piece to listen.

Knighty the pitty and his sister Aston took to IG to share some of their dog math reasonings, and we can't argue with the facts. Keep scrolling to see the whole list of tail-wagging calculations.

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