45 Hypochondriac Memes to Cure Any Ailment Found Through WebMD

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Oct 20, 2023 5:00 PM EDT

It's cold season again, which means what we've traded one seasonal pest for another. As someone who prefers summer mosquitos over the autumnal flu, I'd say that fall leaves are more heavily associated with rabbit-hole searches on WebMD instead of the classic 'pumpkin spice latte'. For people who get sick easily, once the school bells ring again and the temperature drops, you know you're in for a nasal congested, sore throat kind of life where Mucinex, Theraflu, and Zicam become your new daily multivitamins. 

However, it's the hypochondriacs who really take the heat this time of year. Stephanie in accounting could be sick on the 10th floor and a hypochondriac in the first cubicle on floor 1 will be scrambling for a box of Kleenex. Hypochondriacs may seem like cool cucumbers on the outside, but they're scouring the Internet for their symptoms and finding out (on a daily basis) that they may only have a week to live. 

So hug your nearest hypochondriac and give them your condolences (as long as you don't have a sniffle, of course).

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    Smile - Doctor: "ok it looks like your symptoms are just stress related acne" WebMD: Tumors.
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    Forehead - Me: it's just a cough Parents: it's just a cough The Doctor: it's just a cough Google: you have 3 hours
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    Nose - When you search for something medical online WebMD:
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    Product - When you google your symptoms and discover that you have six incurable diseases and a week to live ITVB
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    Human - When you're checking your cold symptoms on WebMD & find out you have Hepatitis B with a side of Cancer
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    Line - 8:32 PM Google Stabbing pain in pinky toe 8:43 PM Google How to write a will X X Q made with mematic
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    Font - Please tell me it's nothing serious OR draw 25 WebMD UNO www
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    Jaw - Why does your abdomen hurt? cancer B: heart attack D: appendicitis A: C: already
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    Glasses - I am once again obsessing over a very specific part of my body and i have convinced myself that i am
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    Plant - Actual heart disease Heart palpitations Shortness of breath Dizziness Anxiety
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    Forehead - Me: *has a headache* "It's fine, everything is fine" My hypochondria: Prepare ta mf
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    Font - Me: *gets a slight headache* Also me for the next 2 weeks: G Search... Ⓡ brain aneurysm rupture survival rate brain cancer symptoms brain cancer survival rate eye cancer symptoms brain aneurysm symptoms 71 7 к к к
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    Cartoon - You are fine and healthy. Doctors have even said so. Don't Google your symptoms. i
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    Vertebrate - My brain every time I get a slight headache The Symptoms
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    Jaw - My ancestors: 1 Stand back, I'm going to kill this tiger with nothing but a broken bottle Me: I have diarrhea due to an anxiety attack because my body went into fight or flight mode over nothing
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    Cartoon - WebMD Is this cancer? Cough and few sneezes 百科
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    Forehead - Me after reading at Webmd for 5 hours @Zhenixcalipse
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    Computer - tells Web MD he has an itchy eye "Looks like I'm pregnant with ebola.."
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    Bird - Pain in chest a "I've lived a good life"
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    Organism - A hypochondriac when they get a random chest pain This is it. This is how it ends.
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    Sleeve - Me: Googles why there's a bump in my throat. WebMD i diagnose you with dad
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    Jaw - when my doctor's professional opinion doesn't match up with webmd "I don't trust like that"
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    Font - i don't have a nervous system. i am a nervous system
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    Outerwear - When your friend starts coughing Just look at the flowers. scenesofamcdead
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    Font - Me: it's just a cough. Parents: it's just a cough. The Doctor: it's just a cough. Google: Goodbye friend A
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    Cartoon - nobody: webMD: You are already dod.
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    Musical instrument - Me: I think I might have a cold Web MD: just get in the coffin.
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    Cartoon - When you have a lump and you know you are going to do so you check online for reassurance I just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working. made with mematic
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    Jaw - i've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that i'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason
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    Photograph - Me telling my Doctor I have 5 types of cancer My Doctor ???? Google
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    World - Me: *has low iron* Also me: *stands up* My body: I'm gonna teleport you to the shadow realm
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    Gesture - Have all the diseases! web Mb
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    Forehead - Me: I have a headache WebMD: It'll be your last one But But But But But But
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    Organism - when you feel a sudden chest pain Today's The Daaaaay! 00000 0000
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    Cat - me on webmd Top 10 Signs of Sickness SONY S
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    Computer - Me: (coughs) Web MD: you are pregnant 10: TheFunnyIntrovert
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    Glasses - Me:* Googling my symptoms* Google: N.O 00
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    Font - My head: hurts a little My mom: Its fine My doctor: Its fine WebMD: You can rest now.
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    Forehead - Hypochondriacs be like: "I don't have a disease.... I have ALL the diseases"
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    Forehead - googles "eye twitching" in webMD Everything hurts and I'm de g
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    Plant - WebMD Brain Cancer Me googling headache
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    Vertebrate - Mum:it's just a cold Doctor:it's just a cold Google: At this very second, you are on a narrow ledge between life and deh.
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    Gesture - Me having stomachache. Doctor: acidity WebMD: GIF S.T.D. SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES 1. HERPE 2. GOND ALL RIGHT, CHLAMYDIA. K-L-A... 11
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    Dog - me: *reads one WebMD article* @bustle
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    Happy - Me: It's just a cough. Parents: It's just a cough. Doctor: It's just a cough. Google: The coughing is probably not a good sign.
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