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            01"Being a parent means teaching your kids how to build and navigate healthy relationships, and they learn the most by watching how you do it."
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            09"Really harrowing stuff"
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            11"Look at her. She's so happy. Almost as happy as the other team was"
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            12"Sometimes it's less about the costume and more about the reactions"
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            13"Though I would also accept, My deepest gratitude, Your Majesty."
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            17"Someone get this outta-the-box thinker a raise!"
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            19"I'm... evolving"
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            20"*overdramatic gasp*"
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            31"Reason and logic: Not included"
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            32"And when they eventually beat you for real, they'll never question whether or not it was a legit W"
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            34"I didn't choose the nugg life, the nugg life chose me"
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            36"The last part is unrelated but vital to understand nonetheless"
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            37"I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down"
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            38"Did we survive? Yes. Will we ever be the same? Haha oh goodness no"
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            41"Tale as old as time"
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            43"A devastating rite of passage for all toddlers"
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            44"Gotta love cold hard data"
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            45"Naive optimism is my specialty"
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            46"I'm usually more of an autumn, but I actually don't mind the blue"