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Mom Appreciation Sunday: Funny Sarcastic Parenting Memes Celebrating Moms And Everything They Do For Us

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  • 1

    "I'll just stay right here in my warm pajamas, thank you very much."

    Font - the TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Things that no longer interest me: 1. Driving at night 2. Leaving the house at night 3. Driving in the winter 4. Leaving the house in the winter 5. Driving @momtruthbomb 6. Leaving the house
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  • 2

    "They have no idea."

    Font - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruthBomb Kids today: *call parents one nanosecond after getting out of practice when they don't see their car @momtruthbomb Me as a kid: It's been 30 minutes & my mom isn't here, I don't have a quarter to call her so I'll call collect but it won't matter if she's not home, I guess I just live here now
  • 3

    "Also, broccomole is not a substitute for guacamole, don't make it, it's disgusting."

    Organism - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruth Bomb If you're thinking you want to get more adventurous with your cooking, keep in mind that I made "broccomole" ONE time SEVEN years ago, and to this day, any time we have guacamole, my kids say "rEmeMbEr the time you mAdE brOcComoLe?!" @momtruthbomb
  • 4

    "A mother's love knows no bounds."

    Organism - the the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Mom People don't realize the sacrifices moms make for their families, like when they make soup and grilled cheese for dinner and eat the sandwich made with the heels of the @momtruthbomb bread. D₂
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  • 5

    "Nothing phases us anymore."

    Font - the Mom Truth Bomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Mom Nothing says veteran mom like chatting with other moms while watching your kids play flag football on a Friday night, and it starts pouring rain, but you all just keep talking like nothing happened.
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    "It's really nice get that three seconds of relaxation in."

    Colorfulness - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @mom Truth Bomb My favorite time of day is that glorious 3 seconds between when all the dishes are clean @momtruthbomb and all the dishes are dirty.
  • 7

    "Okay Ashton, you can come out now!"

    Product - the Mom the Mom Truth Bomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb I'm beginning to think that adulthood is really just all of us starring in our own neverending episode of Punk'd. @momtruthbomb
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  • 8

    "Nope, I don't think so."

    Rectangle - IF NO ONE IN YOUR HOUSE FB/MONTRUTH BOMB IS CRYING AFTER YOUR KIDS FINISH THEIR HOMEWORK, MOMTRUTHBOMB DID THEIR HOMEWORK REALLY EVEN GET DONE? THE MOM TRUTHBOMB
  • 9

    "Have fun!"

    Font - Being a mom is a little bit of everything all at once every single day on repeat forever. @One Fuvly Mummy
  • 10

    "Oh, right."

    Font - Me, to my kids: Who taught you to dig through the clean laundry to find something to wear instead of just folding it and putting it away?! @momtruthbomb the Mom TruthBomb My kids: You, alright?! We learned by watching YOU!!!
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  • 11

    "Follow me for more mom hacks."

    Organism - Today I decided to send my kids to school with every hat, glove, and scarf we own so they can just lose all of them at once and get it over with. the Mom TruthBomb
  • 12

    "And don't use soap to wash the cast iron pans."

    Blue - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @mom Truth Bomb Me, on deathbed, to husband: "Don't use the scrubby side of the sponge on the nonstick cookware..." @momtruthbomb
  • 13

    "I've got a few of those."

    Font - I see your junk drawer and raise you a chaos corner Pamoses GAM! @momwithaboysname #REF! BEATE COMIC BA
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  • 14

    "I bet they just chugged it when it was scalding hot."

    Font - Prior to the invention of the microwave, I wonder how Moms @momtruthbomb reheated their coffee five times before giving up and drinking it cold. the Mom TruthBomb POPCOR BACON EXPRE EXPRESS AM/P KITCHEN TIMER AUTO DEFROST
  • 15

    "That's a tough lesson to learn."

    Green - the TruthBomb BAKING B the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruth Bomb At some point, every kid learns that things in life aren't always what they seem, and that lesson is usually learned when they sneak a square of baking chocolate. @momtruthbomb ETET
  • 16

    "I'm sure they're fine."

    Organism - the the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Mom Parenting is wild because one day you're taking care of every minor aspect of your kids' lives, and before you know it, you're thinking "I wonder if they've been clipping their fingernails, because I haven't done that in like four years." @momtruthbomb
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  • 17

    "Just a heads up."

    Font - the the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Mom Dear expectant first time Moms, @momtruthbomb You will probably never use that bottle warmer you added to your baby shower registry, but within five years you will DEFINITELY need like a thousand spoons. Do what you will with this information.
  • 18

    "My most cherished possessions."

    Water resources - the the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Mom *Last Will & Testament And to my children I leave my drawer full of old cell phone boxes, as well as my drawer full of various obsolete technology devices and keys that open SOMEthing, I just can't remember what. @momtruthbomb
  • 19

    "Kids keep it real no matter what the day is."

    Organism - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruthBomb It's Friday the 13th, which to many people means expecting a @momtruthbomb day of strange, spooky, or unlucky happenings, but to parents it just means it's Friday.
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  • 20

    "Unfortunately, I don't think it's possible to love anything that much."

    Font - the the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb I wish I loved anything as much as my family loves using every single dish, cup, and utensil we own in a single afternoon. @momtruthbomb
  • 21

    "They could have just come over to my house for a day."

    Font - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruth Bomb There are actual studies that show two hours of silence a day can improve memory and reduce stress. I can only assume those studies involved observing the behavior of a bunch of moms after spending the day with their kids and then concluding the opposite. @momtruthbomb
  • 22

    "Sorry kid, but plain rice with salt and butter isn't spicy."

    Facial expression - My reaction when kids describe food as "too spicy" PARENTNORMAL.COM You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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    Product - AS MY CHILDREN GET OLDER, MY URGE TO @momtruthbomb SHIELD THEM FROM THE HORRORS OF THIS WORLD IS INCREASINGLY OUTWEIGHED BY MY DESIRE TO ENSURE THEY ARE SUFFICIENTLY PREPARED FOR THEM. the Mom TruthBomb
  • 24

    "I just had one explode in my hands and had a mild heart attack."

    Organism - the TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruthBomb I would jump in front of a speeding train to save the life of one of my kids, but I'm still afraid of opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits. @momtruthbomb
  • 25

    "It's a surprising amount."

    Organism - the the Mom Truth Bomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb As a Mom, I'm always learning new things, like how much mold can grow in a lunchbox over a long weekend. @momtruthbomb
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  • 26

    "Who needs horror movies when you've got kids?"

    Font - O @momtruthbomb NOTHING IS CREEPIER THAN THINKING YOUR KIDS ARE IN BED, THEN OPENING YOUR BEDROOM DOOR TO FIND ONE OF THEM STANDING IN THE DARK HALLWAY. the Mom TruthBomb
  • 27

    "And once they're out of the car seat, they can just look under the seats."

    Jaw - Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Kid: We never have anything good to eat! Me: Go shake your car seat out.
  • 28

    "I can't think of anything scarier."

    Rectangle - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @mom TruthBomb Make some extra money this Halloween by not cleaning and then charging the neighborhood kids to walk through your "haunted house." @momtruthbomb
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  • 29

    "That's one way to celebrate."

    Font - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb @momtruthbomb Get married and have kids so you can spend most of your wedding anniversary forgetting it's your wedding anniversary and tell your kids they can have friends over.
  • 30

    "And I wasn't really "ASKING," I was "TELLING!!!"

    Organism - If you listen REALLY closely, you can hear the faint sound of Moms everywhere @momtruthbomb screaming, "I didn't ASK if you MADE the mess! I ASKED you to CLEAN IT UP!!!! the Mom TruthBomb
  • 31

    "Not to brag, but I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to digital coupons."

    Font - Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Friday nights in my 20s: Friend calls to see what time we're meeting at the bar. @momtruthbomb Friday nights in my 40s: Friend texts me to ask a question about digital coupons for her online grocery order.
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  • 32

    "Empty the dishwasher put the dishes AWAY."

    Product - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Parenting is mostly clarifying things that shouldn't have to be clarified. - Tell me what you want. Using WORDS. - Make sure you wash your hair. With SHAMPOO. @momtruthbomb - Clean up your toys. Not with your feet, use your HANDS.
  • 33

    "Cereal dinner for the win!"

    Azure - @momtruthbomb When my husband says, "I'm working late tonight," what I HEAR is, "Cereal for dinner, kids!" the Mom TruthBomb
  • 34

    "You'll have to pry my DVDs from my cold, dead hands."

    Font - MIDWEST mam Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom Everyone makes fun of the fact that I still have a DVD collection until the IG @thatmidwestmom wifi goes out and I gotta save the day with The Little Mermaid platinum edition.
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  • 35

    "Truly amazing."

    Colorfulness - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruth Bomb All joking aside, kids truly are amazing in so many ways, like the way they're able to turn into an actual puddle of goo the second someone asks them to do a basic task. @momtruthbomb
  • 36

    "I'm gonna need another bowl of coffee over here! "

    Happy - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Friend without kids: I'm so tired. Me, drinking coffee from a bowl: Yeah OK
  • 37

    "Those robbers are in for a few hours of digging through cr*p before they find anything worth taking."

    Font - ലലലലലല the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb the Mom TruthBomb One great thing about being a Mom is that if you ever have to leave something valuable in your car, you can just cover it with all the extra clothes and garbage lying around, and would-be thieves are none the wiser. @momtruthbomb
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  • 38

    "If you enjoy those things, I cannot recommend it highly enough."

    Purple - If you like banging your head & cursing fo/nombruthbomb under your breath while changing the sheets, then you should definitely get damomtruthbomb your kids bunk beds. the Mom TruthBomb
  • 39

    "Just leave it alone."

    Rectangle - As a parent, you slowly learn to stop asking questions like, Emontruthbomb "Why is there a plastic spoon fb/momtruthbomb behind the bed?" the Mom TruthBomb
  • 40

    "Of course, my definition of "real pants" has devolved over the years."

    Purple - the Mom the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb I guess the thing about being an adult that surprises me the most is the number of times I've felt the need to say, "Well, I guess I'd better put on some real pants," @momtruthbomb before leaving the house.
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  • 41

    "Whoopsie."

    Organism - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Accidentally washed, dried, folded and put away all the laundry on the same day, filling my family with false hope that @momtruthbomb it will ever happen again.
  • 42

    "Decisions, decisions..."

    Green - Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb Parenting is full of so many difficult choices. Like, should we take the kids apple picking or pay the electric bill this month? @momtruthbomb
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    "I've gotten them to watch a few shows, but most of the time they crush my soul with a "this is BORING."

    Font - NETFLIX IS GREAT FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO HEAR @MOMTRUTHBOMB YOUR CHILDREN CALL THE FB/MOMTRUTHBOMB SHOWS YOU WATCHED AND LOVED AS A KID "BORING." THE MOMTRUTHBOMB
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  • 44

    "Two months, tops."

    Rectangle - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @mom Truth Bomb I feel like I could be a more productive person if I could @momtruthbomb just get a good month's sleep.
  • 45

    "I Don't KnOw"

    Bird - My kids when I ask them what they did at school @spicydisastermama
  • 46

    "The kids really seem to enjoy it for some reason."

    Font - the Mom the Mom TruthBomb TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb In our family, we have this really cute tradition where my kids open a bag of chips and eat all but a handful, then put the bag back in the cupboard and open a NEW bag of chips, over and over until I freak out and threaten to lock up all the food and parcel it out as I see fit. @momtruthbomb
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  • 47

    "Heartwarming."

    Font - the TruthBomb the Mom Truth Bomb @momTruthBomb One of the most rewarding things about parenting is seeing your kids share and take turns, like when they take turns getting sick from the cold they shared with each other. @momtruthbomb
  • 48

    "More at 11."

    Azure - the Mom TruthBomb the Mom TruthBomb @momTruth Bomb BREAKING: Mom forced to make banana bread the size of a house after family refuses to eat bananas they insisted she buy. @momtruthbomb
  • 49

    "They're aaalllllll junk drawers now."

    Font - 010 the Mom TruthBomb 00 موم the Mom TruthBomb @mom Truth Bomb affo ## Mom Truth #71: The number of junk drawers you have in your house is, coincidentally, the same number of drawers that are in your house. @momtruthbomb toa iii o 010 ac a معه d
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  • 50

    "Spoiler alert: none of them win."

    Purple - MOTHERHOOD IS BASICALLY FB/MOMTRUTHBOMB JUST A NEVERENDING STRUGGLE BETWEEN WANTING @MOMTRUTHBOMB TO SLEEP, WANTING TO EAT, OR WANTING TO BE CLEAN. THE MOM TRUTH BOMB

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