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            01"Hard pass."
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            02"Yup"
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            03"Who else is with me?"
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            04
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            05"See ya!"
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            06
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            07"It’s my absolute favorite."
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            08"Always hoping"
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            09"Kids don't know how good they have it!"
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            10"So unfair."
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            11"Cooking something a kid likes to eat is like playing the lottery. It's unpredictable with few winners, but we keep trying to hit the occasional jackpot."
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            12"This is a struggle every stay-at-home parent knows too well."
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            13"Would another 3 years be too long?"
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            14"Sometimes you just have to laugh!"
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            15"Real talk!"
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            16"Good to know."
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            17"Quite the funny joke!"
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            18"I can't remember what it's like to have a relaxing lunch."
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            19"What???"
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            20"You know it's true!"
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            21"Can someone just say a simple congrats!"
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            22"Are VCR's so old kids have never heard of them? "
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            23"A meatball deleted my homework."
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            24"Oh how times have changed!"
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            25"Show your thinking!"
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            26"As if!!!"
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            27"We don't deserve our heroes."
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            28"This kid already understands the human condition."
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            29"What happened??!"
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            30"So slow!"
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            31"So different. "
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            32"So much "fun."
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            33"It's not about getting older. It's about getting wiser."
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            34"Nobody's perfect."
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            35"Who am I to judge?? "
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            36"Throw us a bone! "
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            37"Such a selective memory."
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            38"Problem solved!!!"
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            39"Devastating!"
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            40"It's never-never-land around here!"
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            41"It's inevitable."
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            42"What was I saying? "
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            43"Ain't that the truth!"
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            44"I think about this often."
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            45"He said it. Not me."
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            46"It's healthier not to think about such things."
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            47"So many plans. Such little planning."