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Employee quits, then orchestrates an audit to get former boss fired three years later: 'She couldn't prove that she didn't misuse funds' 1

Boss wants employee to train their outsourced replacement who will be earning 75% less: '[He] expects me to train her...' 2

Underbidding neighbor tries to make new landowner's life difficult, they return the favor: '[He] was upset I bought the property he wanted' 3

Employee figures out toxic boss is watching their every move and no one else, plans payback: 'The camera is pointed directly at me' 4

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 5

Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

You will pay 4

Good skills 5

Having fun 6