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"It’s time to repost this because Costco currently has some comfy pants"
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"It’s a Christmas movie"
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"It was 80 degrees in my city today and I was super pissed about it"
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"I love all things fall and winter EXCEPT the hours of darkness before bedtime."
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"I for one welcome our new overlords, as long as they can help me solve this bullsh*t math."
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"Not my best moment"
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"Amen to this!!"
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"And heaven forbid we use that time to work on our marriages if married or go on dates if single."
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"Guilty."
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"Throw in some ugly comfy pajamas and I’m in."
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"Now wiggle your toes"
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"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow!"
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"How the turntables"
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"Good form"
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"Dorothy vibes all day. "
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"She just pulled out the Star Wars Timeline book to show her friend the history of the clones."
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"Billy vibes."
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"If your head went underwater, it counts."
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"Such disappointment. "
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"The second child-ness is strong in my boy, and I couldn’t love him more"
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"Time to drop the hot girl summer series, 40.5-year-old-me edition."
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"Just some of my old tweets and memes celebrating motherhood."
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