The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (November 3, 2023)

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    The campaign is nearing the end; the last session where the characters are facing the BBEG. In your opinion, how is this fight going down for the three brave adventurers? made with mematic 7.1K Like View more comments Tyler Mathews They are completely ducked 6 d Like Reply Share 1.3K BO k www. 0000000 144 Comment 859 comments 1K shares Share
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    DOD URLERE DO DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. imgflip.com No LARP or tabletop game is worth sacrificing your joy or mental health over.
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    Barbarian: I'd like to intimidate our opponent by spitting out a mouthful of blood. And I think I should have advantage on this roll. DM: I mean, fair move, but why advantage? Barbarian: It's not my blood. DM:
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    GIVING EVERYONE FROM THE UNDERDARK AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT BECAUSE THEY'RE FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER GIVING THEM AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS AND HAPPY TO KILL YOU
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    V Ring of Magic Missile Artificer edition imgflip.com
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    rogue-lavellan me: there are no 'rules' for fantasy, and that's the beautiful thing about it. sure there are staples of the genre, but a creator shouldn't feel bound by them. the only limits are your imagination! fantasy game: the health potions aren't red. me: you lost me. Source: feeshies 9,227 notes ●●● 1]
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    THE BBEG MAKES A BADASS SPEECH ASKING THE PARTY TO JOIN HIM THE PALADIN SAYS YES
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    You know what? Githyanki Cleric of Selune Shadowheart is about to have a Romance Githyanki Level 1 Cleric Selûne aneurysm
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    THA ORDERINGS SHIREPOSTING By foul craft Saruman has crossed Orcs with goblin-men, he's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. Dude, Goblin-men is not the preferred nomenclature.
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    Tolkien totally invented D&D. I'm talkin' not just made stories with dragons and wizards and stuff, but like he literally was DMing the campaign in the book. D&D you mean Dungeons and Dragons? The dice game? Yea like, even when starting out, people can't figure out what Tom Bombadil was all about, but think about it: good Dungeon Masters know what they're doing. And here he has these level 1 characters that'll get wiped in no time. Tom Bombadil enters the story to get them through that part, hel
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    Fighter: I'd like to drink a healing potion on this turn. DM: Okay, and roll fo- wait, aren't you playing a warforged? Fighter: *sends photo to DM* I got that covered. DM: *checks phone* I hate you. How many hit points do you recover? WD-40 MULTIFU OouIT MUL Beseitigt Quietsc verorangt Reinig ookert be spate Friom upprime e gr Chess 250 m
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    When the DM asks what you're going to do on your turn: Warlock PC سندم Eldritch Blast @dnd_memes1 KAZA
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    -We join our game already in progress- DM: ...for 36 damage. . I'm down, guys. Warlock: I got you, fam! I took two levels of cleric for just such an emergency! Paladin: +
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    The DM You're a monster. @dndmemes1 Me explaining why we need to burn down the village You're mistaken. I'm a pragmatist.
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    DM: "Roll for your attack." Player: *rolls* "Ah man, I got a 1." DM: *rolls* "You hit." Player: "Oh really? Wow, Okay then... I'm using my +5 Great Sword and I pumped some 3rd level Smite into it." *rolls* "Sweet, sweet, 39 points of damage." DM: "Excellent. You just dealt yourself 39 points of damage."
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    DM: You hear sound of cats mewling in the distance... Players: Awwww kitties! Can we adopt th- wait why are you putting on your boss fight music ITB
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    Druid Since we're in downtime, could I wildshape into an anteater and eat a bunch of ants? DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it
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    Warlock fighting a beeholder or something idk I don't play D&D
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    I attack the Orc Barbarian. You hand him your sword. He is gratefulxplosivebarrel
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    Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond DM: the awakened tree hits you AB Paladin: HAH! DM: it's a critical hit Paladin: HAH! DM: it casts divine smite Paladin: it does what now? : ... DnD ROLLERS
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    druid:why can't i wear metal armor? DM:you see that owl? druid:yeah, why? DM:druids tend to have ancient rivalries between other groups of druids. that owl right there is a druid who hates your guts and is waiting for the perfect moment to cast heat metal.
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    DM: "What would you like to do with your turn?" Cat Paladin: "I cast Create Food" DM: "You still have plenty of food." Cat Paladin: "I'm out of food." DM: "There's lots of food, it's just all bunched around the sides of your knapsack." Cat Paladin: "CREATE. FOOD." DM: "Fine. Your pack is now overflowing with food. Do you want to do anything else?" Cat Paladin: "I'm going to take a long rest." imgflip.com ord
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    Bill Murray Dungeons and Dragons (AD&D 2nd Edition) Jan 17 at 03:39. Lich: Fire-! Bard: -BOLT! Lich: -BallwaitwhatNO! *Spell morphs into Firebolt* Wizard: ...that's a good spell, what is it? Bard: I call it Otto's Irresistible Correction...but most folks call it... Otto Correct.
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    borksmemes ... Evil Lich: Oh look the heroes have finally made it into my secret lair. What are you going to do? Give me a carebear stare and defeat me with the power of friendship? Bard: Well you got the friendship part right. Paladin: Yeah me and my friends here are just gonna beat the f*** outta you and take your s* *** Druid: *Slowly covers carebears T-shirt* Wait who is this person again? Rogue: This is who hurt that dog we saw limping like a mile back. Druid: *Pulls out strawberry shortcak
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    PLAYER: DIES NECROMANCER: I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR BODY'S EXTENDED WARRANTY memegenerater n
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    bogleech A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don't know what dingus made up one day that they're just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid go-lurk witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers professorsparklepants What about warlocks? anonymousalchemist [deep, deep, deep sigh] magic sugar babies
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    Me DMing during the game: g'night yall! today was great! ^^ Me directly after DMing the game:
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    ANY COMMON MAGIC ITEM Woah. LV 10 PARTY This is worthless! 3 THE DM (KNOWING IT IS ALSO CURSED) DE It's less than worthless my boy.
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    DM:who has the highest passive perception? Cleric: Holdup, Wait a minute Cleric: Something ain't right! To Be Continued

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