'Don't you have to dodge tiny stars on your way to the moon?': 30+ Smarty-pants people who thought they knew everything, but were actually comically misinformed

Lots of people are utterly convinced they're geniuses, but when you talk to them for more than a few minutes, you can tell the real truth about them.

Most people you talk to are just normal, average people, and they usually have interesting lives. However, it seems like every party or social event has at least one person that is the know-it-all. They think they're smarter than everyone else in the room, and they can't help but brag about it.

At a recent party, a stranger walked into the event and immediately just started telling us who they were and where they worked. No "hello," just a full, pre-rehearsed monologue about themselves. Instead of greeting the other people at the event, this person acted like they thought they were auditioning for a part in a play or something. They couldn't resist name-dropping celebs and TV shows they'd worked on, and as the rest of us stared in silence, we could all see how hard this person was trying to flex. No one had asked that information yet! We literally didn't even know them! It was pretty hilarious to witness as the rest of the people in the room tried to figure out what to say after this person's unexpected monologue. With some people, it's all about them 100% of the time.

These people thought they knew all, and fully believed that their opinions were correct, even when literal facts and logic didn't back up their assumptions. Check out all these interesting anecdotes below. Then, the manager at this restaurant wanted to cut costs, but his cheapness backfired on him at the worst possible time.

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