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'I've never felt so good. Like, wow!': Dude starts to get Karen'd on NYC bus when he switches from English to Arabic, pretends he doesn't speak English and hilarity ensues

Sometimes you just have to act dumb and let the situation unfold on its own… 

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Posted by Elna McHilderson
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  • Nothing like a Karen throwing a tantrum trying to gather strangers to side with her and instead she gets karma right in front of her. That is what happened to one Arabic New Yorker who turned this annoying situation into a hilarious story. He was on a 20 minute bus ride talking quietly to his friend on the phone. For the first 10 minutes he's speaking in perfect English. He notices a cute little hair bob of the lady sitting in front of him and, so she doesn't know he's talking about her, tells his friend on the phone in Arabic that she looked cute. The lady, however, did not like that he wasn't speaking English. So she turned around and started throwing a tantrum at him. Instead of trying to talk it out with her (which, if you've ever had a Karen situation, then you know is impossible), he just pretended that he didn't speak any English. With this, hilarity started to unfold. 

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    @adeibb So I met a Karen today. So I was taking a bus, and it was like a 19 minutes ride, right? I get on the bus, and it's fully packed, okay? There's one seat available. The back is filled with, like, middle school children that just got out of school or something. And then the front is all old people. There's one seat available, and it's behind this old lady, right? So I sit there and, you know, I mind my business. I'm on the phone. So I'm on the phone with my friend, and I'm just, you know,
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    When that started happening, I just was on the phone with my friend and I didn't want to say in English, obviously. So I was just like, in Arabic, I was like, the lady in front of me is so cute. And it's like, making me laugh. Low key. Every time there's a speed bump, like her Bob just goes like, you know what I mean? So my friend's like, oh, ha ha. Like, whatever. But then now that I'm speaking a different language, she had a problem with that. So she was reading her newspaper, okay? And mind y
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    vibrations in the nations was in front of me and I don't know what happened, I genuinely didn't know what to say so I just ignored it, you know what I mean? I just continued speaking to my friend in Arabic and I was like yo, she keeps twitching, I don't know what to do, and she keeps trying to turn around but not make full eye contact, but she keeps waving her newspaper at me. I was like I don't know, is this like a threat? Confused. My friends just like ignore her, whatever. And we continue tal
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    Wow, what an experience. So she starts looking around, she's like do you not hear him, do you not see him, see something, say something. I was like I feel like that's racist, I feel like that's I up and racist a little bit. Starts pointing at people, like whatever, starts pointing at this guy and she's like clicking at him and whatever, and he's not listening, he's looking straight ahead like whatever, right? And then eventually after she did all of this, he looks at her and he's like yeah, and
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    And then he was like, sorry, I had my hearing aids off. I was like, your only witness just dropped, babes. I'm so sorry. God's on my side. Said. Then a lady pulls up her phone, and she looked like she was dying. 911 And she was like, thank you. Thank you for calling the cops, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, you know what? At this point, I had, like, five minutes left to the strip. I was like, bro, I don't give a . By the time the cops come, I'm going to be gone. It's not deep. So I was li
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    I feel like I can't go to certain boroughs anymore. I might get jumped by the seniors, you never know.
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