65 Funniest Dating Memes for Seasoned Serial Daters Wearing Their Hearts on Their Sleeves

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    This is how happy she gets when you let her wear your clothes.
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    when you're ignoring other guys for a guy thats ignoring you D
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    When she text you back after 5hrs & you text her back 12hrs later These games are for two players.
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    When you start missing someone but then you remember the they did to you
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    when she touch ya meat in the car
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    When you're hanging out with a cute boy and your girls are looking at you like
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    Me making my "ready to go" face to my plus one DO
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    When he tells you he's not ready for a relationship but you've already told everyone he's your man.
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    @ristolable What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts. 4:01 PM 8/13/14 Twitter Web Client ●
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    When you don't know where the relationship is going...
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    Date a girl who says things like: •drive safe •text me when you're home safe choke me harder I can't wait to see you I'm proud of you
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    Her: I'm so wet right now you have no idea Drake: can we just talk about my day please... CELEBUZZ
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    ME WHEN MY HUSBAND IS WATCHING VIDEOS ON HIS PHONE AT MAX VOLUME. @snarkybreeders
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    Trying to be romantic with bae but sucking at it like Love you, cutie pie. You're my angel... dust. Sorry, I'll think of a better one than 'cutie pie @menatgivingafuck Sorry. That's a drug.
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    BABYLONBEE.COM Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention i
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    Other girls: I can't eat in front of guys I like Me: Sc LO-LO's
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    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession
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    When she wants round 2 but ur not ready yet Shitheadsteve
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    I don't have a "type." If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you're pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
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    Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue.
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    Men: "Honey, I wish you'd wear panties more often." Also Men:
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    Dad Bits @DadBits Part of marriage is asking another person if they have "any thoughts on dinner?" every day for the rest of your life.
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    "Show me his new girlfriend"
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    ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz What my husband expects whenever he does the dishes. 11:57 AM - 9/11/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    human aaron @humanaaron 11:32 AM 2020-08-29 Twitter for iPhone Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now • ● : 9,978 Retweets and comments 84.5K Likes ...
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    waiting for my husband to see the meme I texted him from across the room @LIFEANDTIMESOFMOM my husband @alrightmom
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    There are two people in every relationship: Partner 1: "Okay, I have our passports, boarding passes and car rental reservation" Partner 2: "Where are we going again?"
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    James Breakwell @Xploding Unicorn I'm never more nervous than when I insist we're out of something and my wife goes to look for it herself.
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    Colganrants @KevinColgan13 For those of you who have been in a relationship more than six years, how much longer do I have to wait until I'm not asked, "Are you really wearing that?" 9:31 AM - 7/12/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Me when my bf is giving solid solutions to my problems but i just feel like complaining O
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    SpacedMom @copymama Follow Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open. 6:06 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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    SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom There are two types of people in the world: - "It's already 10pm" and - "It's only 10pm" and they marry each other.
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    TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well. #marriedlife
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    him: are u ok me: im fine gary from teen mom
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    Turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.
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    "Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right." @BeautyAndMockery
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    corri @ThatsSoCorri normal people kissing: •sensual •butterflies in ur stomach •ur the only two people in the world people with glasses kissing: •clink •clank ok lets take them off •wait where'd u go u feel cold oh that's a lamp 11:15 AM 3/2/20 - Twitter for iPhone ●
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    my dream button TOUCH FOR ATTENTION
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    Mitko Piperkov @IdealPiper If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, then I'm probably flirting with you
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    do you wanna come over and eat what my mom made? what'd she make? me
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    ALLEST Omari Johnson @omariofficial + #Perks OfDatingMe I'll wear pads with you during your period so you won't feel like you're going through it alone. 2013-08-06 8:43 PM
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    WHEN U EATIN BAE BOOTY AND A LIL DOO DOO CRUMB GET IN URMOUTH
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    When you realize your compa is actually the one for you
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    when u see bae all dressed up and lookin good af
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    Me: wyd? Her: just got out of the shower Me: lemme see Her:attachment: 4 images G
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    "what kind of relationship do you strive for?"
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    When ur thirdwheeling it & yall are in the car & the couple arguing and u hear one of em say "ill crash rn idc"
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    when you shave everything and exfoliate your entire body for an "Actually what about tomorrow night?"
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    When you got ya period and he still wanna chill
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    When you shy and cute on the outside, but a real kinky bih on the inside 万引きしたら
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    When she says "fine go have fun with your friends" and you actually go Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death @turntfortom wikiHow
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    When all the bills are in her name and you just watch the kids all day @THE_D.L.L.F FRA
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    A woman proposing to a guy in the bathroom. #aww IG: @TAYVONTAE 1773
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    @DEVILCHRIST Bro gay marriage is legal now that means if one of my homies is an illegal immigrant then all I gotta do is marry him n he'll get his papers 10:20am - 6 Apr 16 143 RETWEETS 185 FAVORITES toocooltobehipster bro... + morethanfaqs Not all heroes wear capes...
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    When your side piece asks, "What are Wii?" ??? ???
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    Daddy I need you 5'9 and loyal @mike_el boss yall ruining the word daddy my kids gon have to call me bruh or some 12/19/15, 9:38 PM 5,305 RETWEETS 6,721 LIKES
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    Eman Musik @Mymusik If she ain't tagging you in random memes throughout the day, she don't love you fam. 5/22/16, 12:54 AM
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    tilltheend-12: "your crush is coming in this way" "what should i do?????" "act normally" "okay" BI ON ONY FIFTH HAR FIFTH HARMONY
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    This could be us but I am fat
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    Just letting you know my body makes a great hand warmer. somee cards
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    I never introduce boys I'm seeing to my parents. I'll be married with three kids before mom & dad meet my husband. "Darling, who's that nice boy who's been mowing the lawn & taking the kids to soccer?" "Stfu mom, he's nobody."
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    Me: I want a crush! Not having a crush is boring Brain: sees single most unattainable person that I could write a 47 page essay on why it literally can not happen Me: Brain. Brain no. Brain: that one. I want that one.
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    Are nap dates a thing?? bc that's something I can work with
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    When you're broke af but it's Bae's birthday J
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    when u see a girl all over ur man who not really ur man and u shouldn't be mad cus he aint yo man but that's ur man POCHATION SUMMER 20

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