40 Brutal Insults That'll Crush Peoples' Souls

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mattstaff
Jul 30, 2017 1:00 PM EDT

Keep these on hand for those you hate most in this crazy little world. 

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  • 01
    Text - #1 I don't care what people say about you. You're alright. #2 I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. #3 I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when". #4 I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you. #5 Your family tree must be a circle.
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    Text - #6 You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. #7 You're not pretty enough to be this stupid. #8 who's ever loved you Everyone was wrong. 6# Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it. # 10 You do realize that people just tolerate you?
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    Text - #11 Do you get invited to many parties? #12 I've been called worse things by better people. #13 You're as much use as a chocolate teapot. #14 Well I would agree with you but then we'd both. be wrong. #15 Yo momma's so fat, they use the Dark Portal as her summoning stone.
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    Text - #21 I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery. #22 Looking at you, it's pretty clear that Darwin was right. #23 You have the subtlety of a brick and the depth of a shot glass. #24 Isometimes wonder who ties your shoes for you in the morning #25 You're not worth the dirt to bury you in.
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    Text - #16 You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense. #17 bout you when you're not around. #18 2090 called.. You're dead and you wasted. your time on earth. #19 I bet you like your steak well done. #20 I do desire that we may be better strangers.
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    Text - #26 You make a lot of noise for someone who says nothing. #27 Your mother should've swallowed you. #28 Jesus loves you, I don't have to. #29 You're not worth the dynamite it'd take to blow youto hell. #30 Don't contaminate the gene pool with your worthless seed.
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    Text - #81 Wow, you've really lived up to your potential. #32 Okay now try again but this time use your big boy/girl words. #33 Them: "I feel sorry for you" Me: "I don't think about you at all" #34 You should try eating some makeup so at least you can be pretty on the inside. #35 Ah, so you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.
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  • 08
    Text - #36 Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. #37 I would love to insult you but I afraid I won't do as well as nature did. #38 It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. #39 Go polish your crocs. #40 I wasn't insulting you.. I was describing you.
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