Woman Figures Out a Brilliant Way to Repel Unwanted Flirting at the Gym... To Toot Like a Trooper

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    Posted by u/Titfortat101 4 days ago A I purposely farted in front of guy at the gym because he wouldn't take no for an answer.
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    So a few things. I go to the gym to workout and decompress I don't see it as a place to be social. I wear large over ear headphones.
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    I was at the gym and just finished one my sets for deadlifts, when a guy walks over. This is something I'm used to (despite how much I dislike it) but he starts talking to me and I'm able to pick up he's flirting. I'm polite and waiting for the proper moment to end the conversation.
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    When he asks for my number I decline. He keeps talking and going into the usual shtick of "why not?" And "come on". At that point I'm very uncomfortable and also annoyed because my workout timer has already gone off and it past time for me to start my next set.
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    I put on my big girl pants and tell him he's making me uncomfortable and I just want to finish my workout. Does he leave? No! He keeps talking now going on about "how he didn't mean it like that" and " he's not a bad guy." No actual apology to be found.
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    Now during this entire interaction I've had to fart. I was being polite and holding it in until he left but seeing as he's not I think "well I know a way to get him to leave."
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    As he's STILL talking I let it go. It's silent but rather smelly. It only takes about 2 seconds for him to catch a whiff. He stops talking and the face he makes is too much that I have to bite my lip to stop laughing.
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    That's when he give me a look of "are you serious" and the finally leaves. And I'm left alone to finish my workout.
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    ineffable-interest 4 days ago I was hoping for a loud rumbly rip, alas silent but deadly is funnier 7.8k Reply Share
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    hihelloneighboroonie - 4 days ago For me, much better that he didn't receive warning of the smell to come. The sound of a fart might be annoying, disarming, funny. But the smell is gross at best and absolutely putrid at worst, I far prefer that his nose was assaulted.
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    Herald OfTheChange 4 days ago Right, I farted in an electric room with a contact ringing so loud I can feel it in my teeth... the foreman immediately looked at me; priceless. Too cold outside to let it air out.
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    qu FuzzyMatterhorN 4 days ago ● With a casual..."Do you smell popcorn?"
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    Headology_Inc. 4 days ago Desperate times call for desperate measures! 467 Reply Share GreyAzazel 3 days ago ● Desperate pressures?
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    WifeOfSpock 4 days ago I have utilized farts as an anti- flirting man deterrent since I was a teenager(thank you, mild IBS). Apparently I don't look like the feral autistic freak that I am, so men will approach me thinking I'm safe.
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    Once my blank expression, direct communication, and dead tone don't work, the big butt they like so much launches the attack. Generous cheeks are like the amp of the body, so when I rip it, I rip it loud.
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    Hard to keep the cool guy act up sounds like a heavy when my metal duck between every pause of their flirting, and my direct, unwavering eye contact burns holes into your face. ↑ 1.0k Reply Share
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    AlisonLiterally . 4 days ago A case of "Gone with the wind"? 906 Reply Share StomachLow7268 4 days ago ● He was blown away

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