Silliest Statements Made by People Who Are Not the Brightest Crayons in the Box

I live for the occasional giggle! Some of THE funniest things that I've ever heard in my entire life are probably the most inappropriate statements by young children and adults. Something about hearing someone's unpolished and genuine thoughts and opinions is reminiscent of the feeling of being in on a private joke, secret, and so on. This may be the gossip in me talking, but come on, who doesn't appreciate a good old wacky statement that comes out of the blue? 

While I appreciate the polished and professional kings and queens out there, I feel like our inner child lives for the occasional mishaps. It makes all of us mortals out there feel slightly better about ourselves. I mean, if an adorable child can come up with an extremely dumbfounding statement, and a super important business mogul can blurt out some nonsense, I sure can afford to mess up a bit here and there. 

So, if you're in the mood for that occasional giggle we've been talking about, check out the screenshots below! And when you're done, check out a story about a customer who goes off on an employee over 'bad' service here! 

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