34 Memes for Parents Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (December 11, 2023)

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    Me: When I have a kid they will never eat in my car My kid:
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    If a massive toddler screaming directly into your eardrums whilst you carry him uphill sounds like fun, then hiking with kids is definitely for you. NDANID for ALT M
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    When your toddler won't let you help open their favourite snack... I am not trying to rob you! I am trying to help you.
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    Every conversation with my toddler WHAT DO YOU WANT? It's not that simple.
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    "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME" I WHISPER TO MY TODDLER AS I PUT HIS BLANKET ON "RIGHT AWAY."
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    My toddler waking up every morning thinking its finally Christmas: YEAH! CHRISTMAS!
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    Me explaining the importance of oral hygiene to my 3yo holding a Spider-Man toothbrush MIND
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    when I trip over my two year old I JUST STEPPED IN A BIG PILE OF SASSY
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    me in the other room listening to my three year old call my husband a "p s but URE @madmommies THAT'S GOOD
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    Hakuna Matoddler It means no relaxing for the rest of your days
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    My toddler anytime I try to change their diaper. @backatworkmama
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    Me: it's so nice my kid is playing so quietly My child, nonchalantly walking out of the kitchen:
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    Me: *spends 1 hour putting my toddler to sleep* My toddler, soon after I leave the room: @
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    Me: "Did you hear what I just said?" My Toddler: I was going to listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life
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    Toddler: *Speaks in enthusiastic gibberish.* Me: "That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small."
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    Me: Finally letting my toddler dress themselves How they appear:
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    You better get yo little a My toddler: CIAGA BALE back here
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    Them: How's your toddler sleeping? Me:
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    When your toddler is playing quietly and you accidentally make eye contact 10
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    THERE SHOULD BE AN ENERGY DRINK NAMED 6 AM TODDLER
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    The look on your toddler's face when you lock eyes because they're chewing on something but you didn't give them any food...
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    toddler: *gives me plastic food from its fake kitchen* me: *actually eats it* the toddler:
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    10 YEAR CHALLENGE Me having a toddler versus me now having a teenager. dreamstime dreamstime dreamstime Dreamstime
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    Me: Did you ? My toddler: NOOOO!!! Also my toddler:
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    Toddlers: Give me a snack Parents: I just gave you a sna... Toddlers: WHAT SNACK?!?!
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    My child, pretending she hasn't been a psychopath all day...
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    When the kids are yelling for you to wipe them
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    Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a soul: Toddlers at 6am when you're still sleeping:
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    Kid: Watch this, Mommy! Me, watching but having no idea what I'm looking at: (
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    Packed to leave the house for 3 hours with a toddler: DIP
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    My 3yo, in response to literally anything I say:
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    The other moms at daycare drop-off vs. me: IG @the.mom.hack
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    When your kid catches a taste of the vegetables you tried to hide in their dinner.
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    @ My toddler stopped talking for the first time all day paused and said wait why is it so quiet and immediately started up again V thequestionablemom

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