20+ Funniest Drunk Cigarette Tweets for Guilty Vice Havers Who Can Still Smell Last Night

Coming of age just a few years before sucking on a fruity flash drive turned into the preferred way of developing a nicotine addiction, I'm eternally glad I never became a full-time smoker. That said, I'd be lying if I claimed to have never enjoyed those moreish little death sticks from time to time. 

Many factors can make partaking in this dirty habit a more tempting prospect, including boredom, stress, and peer pressure. However, in these times where smoking is increasingly demonized, people are most likely to give in when they are under the influence.

I'm sad to say I can vouch for the fact that a drunk cigarette just hits different. You're doing something that's bad for you anyway, so why not revel in the experience by making it worse? To nobody's surprise, there are plenty of individuals on Twitter who can't help but flirt with this defeatist attitude. Whatever you do, don't take this as health advice.

 

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