'Okay, Hot Wings for Mr. Hotshot': Small town resident humbled by local diner and leaves 300$ short

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    "Sorry, Mr. Hotshot. No milk for you..."
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    Hotshot and the Hot Wings from
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    This story comes from my friends Adam and Belle and involves Adam's nephew, who lived in the Southwest (US) at the time. He earned the nickname Hotshot as a result of this.
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    Nephew Hotshot was a braggart. He always had the loudest motorcycles, the hottest girls and the highest scores at arcade games. According to Belle and Adam, he was a good kid but he could've used a lesson in humility.
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    Adam and Belle are visiting Hotshot and his family and they decide to go out to dinner one night. Adam was looking up restaurants in the area and found a local place that advertised "The Hot Wings from ". At this restaurant, there is a challenge where if you can finish 1lb (about
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    10 pieces) of The Hot Wings from , you get a picture and name on The Wall of Fame, a t-shirt that says "I Ate the Hot Wings from and Survived" and your meal comped. As you can probably guess, Adam's recommendation they go there was
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    an invitation for Hotshot to say "Oh yeah! Those wings are nothing! I can eat the Hot Wings without breaking a sweat!" Adam, figuring this was the opportunity to teach Hotshot a
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    lesson said "Oh yeah? 50 bucks says you can't." "You're on!" Hotshot said and they shook on it. They get settled in the restaurant and the waitress comes to take
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    their order. Chest puffed out with pride, Hotshot said "I'm here for the Hot Wings Challenge!" The waitress rolled her eyes and said "Okay, Hot Wings for Mr. Hotshot." She wrote it on her pad. "Just so you know, that comes with
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    all the free milk you want." It's here that Hotshot sealed his fate. "I'll have a Bud Lite on tap instead, if you don't mind!" "May the Lord have mercy on your soul." The waitress said before shouting to the kitchen. "Jack sat
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    Table 9 wants the Hot Wings from with a Bud Lite. NO FREE MILK!" Their dinner comes out...complete with disposable gloves (to prevent capsaicin burns) and a waiver. At this point, word has spread that
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    some poor soul is about to complete the Hot Wings from Challenge and a crowd gathers. The manager on duty is there to make sure Hotshot actually finishes the wings on his own. After saying "You better have the camera ready and I wear a Large", Hotshot signs
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    the waiver, dons the gloves and takes his first few bites. "See! This is nothing!" He said, finishing one wing. Second wing come along, no problem. An important thing about capsaicin
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    is that it sometimes takes a little bit Hotshot to kick in...something learned on his third wing. He's sweating up a storm, tears are rolling down his face and he looks like a tomato had smashed into his face.
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    Belle, Adam and the rest of the family are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down their cheeks. The other patrons are chanting "Eat! Eat! Eat!" But poor Hotshot can't even continue.
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    While all this is going on, the waitress has been preparing a tray with a pitcher and a shot glass. When she notices Hotshot struggling, she comes over with the tray and asks (ever so kindly) "Would you like some milk,
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    sweetie?" Hotshot (either too much in pain or too embarrassed) nodded. "Because you didn't want the free milk, it's $5 a shot." He downed two whole pitchers of milk, with the waitress counting
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    how many shots he downed. At the end of it all, Hotshot was out $300. This included the basket of wings, the shots of milk and what he owed Adam. Adam said it had to be the most expensive lesson in Hotshot's life. He wasn't in such a braggy mood after that.
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    Repeat Offenderp. 2 hr. ago In the Dallas area, there is a place called "Wings over Seagoville" (can recommend). At the time they had many flavors of wings, including hot wings in three levels: sissy babies, red necks,
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    and bad boys. I was more or less addicted to the rednecks. One day I decided to try the bad boys. Three wings in I was in pain. Nose running, eyes tearing, face red, lips white... I fumbled in the ice-chest
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    next to me to grab a soda. Not to drink, I am not so foolish, but to press against my lips to lessen the pain. Did I mention that I was driving at the time?
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    Oh, yeah, I am a truck driver. Doing this dumb s t going down the road. I am not a smart man. When I got the fire contained, I ate another one.
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    They were that good. Sanity prevailed after that Later, I offered them to the gate guard. I had asked him, "d'you like spicy food?" yeah! Love it!!" "Like really spicy!"
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    "Can't be too spicy for me!!" "Here you go. Enjoy!" Later I asked him how he liked the wings... "I couldn't eat them hot motherfu ers!"
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    AbbyM1968 3 hr. ago That waitress has seen stuff -- so much stuff, it doesn't faze her anymore. 000
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    bae_platinum · 3 hr. ago Karma is just beautiful.
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    SpiritTalker 3 hr. ago It doesn't pay to be arrogant.
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    SLJ7 · 3 hr. ago Charging per-shot of milk is a truly as ole level of petty-I think he was an idiot for refusing and maybe he deserved it, but I still don't agree the restaurant should have charged al hol
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    prices for milk. Charge for a glass of it, sure. But not that. I don't care how much of an as ole he is; if he called and complained about being charged hundreds of dollars for milk, I'd be right behind him.

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