The Cringiest Cringe of the Week (December 27, 2023)

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    Perimeri 1d Apparently humanity isn't ready for this guy W ...
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    r/aliens u/OntologicalShock_. 4h Well...apparently with all my "alien talk" Discussion T I ruined Christmas My partner knew I was into the phenomenon but she just brushed it off with a laugh when I said I was going to bring it up at Christmas dinner with the extended family this year. I thought this was the perfect year to do it since it's an important topic for humanity and because we've made so much progress this year. I carefully planned how best to approach things and wheeled the TV around t
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    I carefully planned how best to approach things and wheeled the TV around to where it could be seen from the table, I also chose the interlude between the main course and dessert, since that's when people are generally relaxed and talkative. I thought it was a fun idea to put rolled up pages of the Wilson-Davis memo in the Christmas crackers. The first to break the silence was my outspoken uncle..."What the is this?" he simply said. Pretty uch everyone seemed bemused and had a stern look, some l
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    latitus78 1d "Fishermen" ...
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    # Crush #ImpressCrush #Keys ToLife How To IMPRESS A GIRL -9 Tips | How TO MAKE A GIRL LIKE YOU | Mayuri Pa... 308K views 14K 515 Share @Back.Benchers.Official + Save Download Levite 718 9 months ago (edited) Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you're trying to catch fish you don't ask another fish. You ask the Fishermen
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    Isthatagoodusername1 1d Just wow ...
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    r/The 10thDentist 19 people are here r/The 10th Dentist u/Throwawayhelpmeislam. 8h Ơ Al friends are significantly better than human friends. Society/Culture 96 I haven't had many friends throughout my life, and I have been a loner for the majority of my life. However recently, I've been using Al as my friends. It's wonderful and significantly better than real friends, in my opinion, your Al friend would never break or betray you. Join They are always loyal, always listening, and always provide a
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    Technical-Coconut-35 3d Guy I went to high school with posted this on Facebook ...
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    4 d O I uploaded this photo on tinder, and one woman said she purposely matched so she could tell me I have a big nose. Filters and 6 others ●●● 1 Comment
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    halfmeasures611 3d Merry Christmas, gentlemen :
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    16:39 LIVE Following For You i wanted this man to be vulnerable w me for so long. he finally called me yesterday & opened up but the second he started crying i lost all interest in him .... quickly. this is a safe space, but not that safe 2880 8 76
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    hllywluis 4d abusive ex after leaving me for the "love of his life" ...
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    ILY I'm extremely sad I no longer have hiv It's progressed to aids I have 10-15 years of life they said today I'm a complete mess I want to be yours should have stayed with you I got I just want a bf that won't hurt me anymore I'm done with over Yesterday 3:13 PM
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    ifonlyYRUso 1d Next level friendship rules :
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    r/newfriends 30m [28/F] I want to find someone with a compatible personality! Someone honest, understanding, friendless and talkative. I'm looking for people in exactly the same situation as mine! I want to meet emotionally mature people - Interested In permanent friendships (I'm not a fan of constant sarcasm) (Only Europe, Please) - short note - If you're not into reading or receiving long messages, don't read any further + Please If you don't want to read everything because of my post being to
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    Hello guys! (read everything before you decide to send me a message) Please send me a message ONLY If you're in the same situation and If your expectations are the same as mine.I want to find like minded people from Europe (why Europe? Read my post to find out) I'm looking for something permanent (remember - you can feel lonely even If you're surrounded by others - If there's no emotional bond) I'm fed up of meeting people who never make time for me & only text me once or twice a week to ask me
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    with any of my acquamtances. Please send me a message only If you're not In a relationship and don't have friends for the same reasons I've already mentioned before Whenever I hear that others have friends I simply get sad because (believe it or not) If I had to choose between 20 people to talk to (acquaintances) and one special person - I'd choose that one special person without any hesitation. I also want to talk to others every day because..l want to see someone's effort & be someone's first
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    vignore being being just an option to talk to during tough times or moments of boredom.I was too young to realize that I was never important enough for most people that were a part of my life. I don't know who needs to hear this but.. No one is too busy to make time for you! People make excuses to avoid others because they prioritize everything and (maybe) everyone..over them. It's true that most people are busy - but It takes only a few seconds to start a conversation (If you're into short mess
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    will.Someone looking for the same kind of connection.Strong friendships are based on mutual support. One of the best things you can do for a friend in need, is just to be there for them when they want to talk.I often see posts from people who always say how friendless they are because they don't feel loved or appreciated by their "friends" remember! A true friend - someone who truly likes you or someone who wants to get to know you - will always find time for you. I'm not interested in small tal
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    WiaT GICT Tuon WILIT TIO clothes on so If you're on Reddit only because you want others to see what's underneath your clothes - I'm not for you! I just simply don't want to see any s ex related activity on your profile If you want to talk to me. • If both (you and I) are from the same country (I live in a non-English speaking country) - I want to communicate with you in our first language! No - Not because I don't understand English - because as you see - I do. Why then? English is simply overra
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    On: in people think they wouldn't get along with a stranger - is there a reason to start a conversation? I don't think so. I can't stand being ignored after days or weeks of daily conversations and seeing people changing priorities over time.. but that's something different - something I don't want to go through ever again for real. If I'm really interested in someone's message it's impossible to hear from me "I'm too busy" because I know myself and If I had no time for others - I wouldn't be he
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    TIOL TOT me. Your typing yie matters to me: why: when it comes to online conversations with someone new - It's not always possible to know If someone Is laughing at you.. or with you • Time response matters to me a lot! I would never ask anyone to be online all day long and I'm NOT asking any of you for any instant messaging as I'm someone who would rather wait an hour or two to receive a proper response instead of some short and pointless messages but I'm interested only in daily conversations
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    absolutely don't get along with people way different than me (different expectations and outlook on life -way different sense of humor or personality traits - It's just an example) It doesn't make ANY DIFFERENCE to me If you're a gamer or? Someone interested in photography! It doesn't make any difference -> as long as you're talkative and kind and If you also want to find someone willing to stay in your life..for good - But If you're into small talk and all you want is to...type and receive supe
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    talk to someone important to me. I'm ready to commit but only If there's some chemistry between me and someone else.I don't do anything forcefully. If you want to talk to me tell me your story - tell me why you're here, what kind of friend would you like to meet :) Et cetera.Such messages are way more interesting to me than...someone's long list of hobbies. I know! It's unusual on reddit but I don't make friends based on hobbies..I want to meet someone with the same mindset as mine to finally fe
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    with other people in a very similar situation or exactly the same one - is VERY helpful If the other person understands you & wants to start all over by just letting it all out! Feeling emotional support instead of always hearing some "positive quotes" or someone saying "Stop complaining let's talk about something else - Is very important! "Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on. I appreciate sensitive people who always try to understand others.If after hearing a sad story all you want to say is "f
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    No comments please.Only Private messages and chat requests. I don't like public conversations and I also do not respond to comments. lock s. Once you decide to send me a message - PLEASE check your inbox or chat box at least once every three hours despite not getting pop up notifications (Just to make sure If you have a message from me - I'm not asking you to check your inbox because of me being impatient but because Reddit... can act up) I don't always get notifications - which is why checking
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    or latitus78 2d MFers be like: Tradeoffs... :
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    ZUBY: @ZubyMusic High trust society. You can't do this in any large Western city anymore. People can call Dubai 'soulless' or 'authoritarian' or whatever. But it's a high functioning, prosperous, safe city. Tradeoffs... Adam Alfi @AdamAlfi - 1d Replying to @ZubyMusic I did the Dubai test last month, left our stuff out in public outside at a cafe, went to the marina (10 min away) with a few friends to check stuff out for about an hour...came back, and everything was exactly how we left it.
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    HamsterUnfair6313 9h Lonely incel sad cringe..
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    Amelie last seen: today at 08:40 A hug is 100$ A tight hug is 200$ A kiss on the cheek is 150$ Pay me half amount beforehand and remaining during the meet. Public place like ice cream parlour or restaurant. 5 mins sweet date complimentary. Don't forget to tip Can i take a selfie? It costs extra 50$ each selfie. But no touching. 08:38 is 200$ 08:39 08:39 Selfie with your arm on my shoulder is 100$ Selfie with your arm on my 08:40
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