'Client pretends to hire me to get around the rules': Group of lawyers outsmart security guard

Would you go to great lengths to get a bagel? Because this group of lawyers would. 

Store-bought bagels are nothing compared to freshly baked ones. If you have to pass a bagel shop on your way to work every day, that makes the temptation even stronger. Suddenly, you find you've become a bagel connoisseur as you sample all the different varieties the shop has to offer. The only breakfast better than that is a free breakfast provided by your workplace! 

This dude works as a chef. That means they have to wake up at 4 AM every workday, which is a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone. However, they get to make fresh baked goods and breathe in the delicious scents---and the OP gets to leave work by 10 AM. That's a pretty sweet gig! Around the end of one day, the OP had to drive about eight dozen bagels, some pastries, and some cream cheeses to one of their clients. It was for a huge quarterly meeting, so that's not the kind of order you want to mess up. U/Ars-Torok was just trying to do their job, but someone decided to give them a hard time about it instead. 

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