35 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (December 31, 2023)

Advertisement
  • 01
    When a new parent says their life won't change that much now that the baby is here
    via ramblinma
  • 02
    People: Breast is best, but not in public. You should co-sleep, but it's not safe. You should go back to work, but also never leave your kids. Your baby should sleep through the night by now, but sleep training is bad. Also don't forget about self care, working out, waxing, cleaning, meal prepping... Moms everywhere: @alrightmom
  • 03
    What you think new motherhood will be like What it actually is like
    via ramblinma
  • 04
    After someone tells you their baby has always slept through the night. ASVA bb I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
    via ramblinma
  • 05
    When you smell that new baby scent $0 I put a spell on you...
    via ramblinma
  • 06
    "What's it like after you give birth?" @thestinkerbell
    via ramblinma
  • 07
    What I expected Reality
    via ramblinma
  • 08
    Lil already ain't been here 5 mins and hate life
    via ramblinma
  • 09
    When your kid is finally napping and someone starts making noise
    via ramblinma
  • 10
    POV: My baby waking up hungry every 2 hours at night and sees me coming into their room. $17
    via ramblinma
  • 11
    Lil man came out looking like the CEO of a firm
    via ramblinma
  • 12
    Me hiding in the bathroom thinking about clipping my baby's nails I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW 19
    via ramblinma
  • 13
    When you're just angry at the world from the start
    via ramblinma
  • 14
    My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night watching my husband sleep with his worthless
    via ramblinma
  • 15
    When you put a few drops of whiskey in the baby's bottle...
    via ramblinma
  • 16
    Me: My perfect child. Light of my life. My everything. Her:
    via alrightmom
  • 17
    Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dads 5 mins after sitting on the couch:
    via alrightmom
  • 18
    me explaining to my baby at 3 am that I will lose my mind if I dont get to sleep soon my baby MB
    via alrightmom
  • 19
    New parents: look at my beautiful newborn The newborn: Ruby DiaMemes
    via alrightmom
  • 20
    It was my husbands turn to feed her
    via alrightmom
  • 21
    Before the baby's born: We've read all the books, taken all the classes, we are ready! After the baby's born: tan en spermom [Sobbing] I really underestimated how hard it is to not eat and not sleep
    via alrightmom
  • 22
    When you're out for date night and the grandparents say"Don't worry about the kids, they can just stay the night." SPIN ELIVE
    via alrightmom
  • 23
    Me at 3:00 A.M. reading all 476 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet.
    via alrightmom
  • 24
    When your newborn's been crying for four hours and you have no idea what to do. THE MESSAGE WAS NOT CLEAR
    via alrightmom
  • 25
    When the other moms at the park start talking about sleep schedules Meanwhile, all I wanted to do was run away.
  • 26
    When you just born and see your father flirting with nurse...
    via Stanford Mommy
  • 27
    When you're tired of making bottles n da middle of the night
    via Stanford Mommy
  • 28
    FIRST BABY THIRD BABY
  • 29
    I DONT ALWAYS LOUNGE IN A BASKET BUT WHEN I DO, I WEAR NOTHING BUT A HEADBAND quickmeme.con
    via honestlymommy
  • 30
    Brand New Parent. 2 weeks in... 6 Months... After a year...
    via honestlymommy
  • 31
    MOMLIFE: SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY TRYING TO GET THE BABY TO SLEEP SO YOU CAN HAVE A MOMENT ALONE, ONLY TO SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME THEY'RE SLEEPING STARRING AT THEM BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH Peng S SUFFOCATION HAZARD Intants have suffocated: Semne A She gets
    via honestlymommy
  • 32
    Friend: Are you getting much sleep? Me: Sometimes when I sneeze, I close my eyes for a second.
  • 33
    ALL STAR PARENTS All-Star Parents @allstarparents Friend - How do I prepare for having children? Me - 1. Have someone bang on the door when you shower 2. Pee with at least two other people in the bathroom 3. Eat all your meals within 6 minutes
    via allstarparents
  • 34
    I'm just a girl stuck under a sleeping child with a full bladder and a dying phone..
    via allstarparents
  • 35
    People will be arguing that a newborn looks more like the mom than dad and yet we all know it really looks more like a potato
    via allstarparents

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article