35 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (December 31, 2023)

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  • 01
    When a new parent says their life won't change that much now that the baby is here
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    People: Breast is best, but not in public. You should co-sleep, but it's not safe. You should go back to work, but also never leave your kids. Your baby should sleep through the night by now, but sleep training is bad. Also don't forget about self care, working out, waxing, cleaning, meal prepping... Moms everywhere: @alrightmom
  • 03
    What you think new motherhood will be like What it actually is like
  • 04
    After someone tells you their baby has always slept through the night. ASVA bb I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
  • 05
    When you smell that new baby scent $0 I put a spell on you...
  • 06
    "What's it like after you give birth?" @thestinkerbell
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    What I expected Reality
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    Lil already ain't been here 5 mins and hate life
  • 09
    When your kid is finally napping and someone starts making noise
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    POV: My baby waking up hungry every 2 hours at night and sees me coming into their room. $17
  • 11
    Lil man came out looking like the CEO of a firm
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    Me hiding in the bathroom thinking about clipping my baby's nails I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW 19
  • 13
    When you're just angry at the world from the start
  • 14
    My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night watching my husband sleep with his worthless
  • 15
    When you put a few drops of whiskey in the baby's bottle...
  • 16
    Me: My perfect child. Light of my life. My everything. Her:
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    Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dads 5 mins after sitting on the couch:
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    me explaining to my baby at 3 am that I will lose my mind if I dont get to sleep soon my baby MB
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    New parents: look at my beautiful newborn The newborn: Ruby DiaMemes
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    It was my husbands turn to feed her
  • 21
    Before the baby's born: We've read all the books, taken all the classes, we are ready! After the baby's born: tan en spermom [Sobbing] I really underestimated how hard it is to not eat and not sleep
  • 22
    When you're out for date night and the grandparents say"Don't worry about the kids, they can just stay the night." SPIN ELIVE
  • 23
    Me at 3:00 A.M. reading all 476 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet.
  • 24
    When your newborn's been crying for four hours and you have no idea what to do. THE MESSAGE WAS NOT CLEAR
  • 25
    When the other moms at the park start talking about sleep schedules Meanwhile, all I wanted to do was run away.
  • 26
    When you just born and see your father flirting with nurse...
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    When you're tired of making bottles n da middle of the night
  • 28
    FIRST BABY THIRD BABY
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    I DONT ALWAYS LOUNGE IN A BASKET BUT WHEN I DO, I WEAR NOTHING BUT A HEADBAND quickmeme.con
  • 30
    Brand New Parent. 2 weeks in... 6 Months... After a year...
  • 31
    MOMLIFE: SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY TRYING TO GET THE BABY TO SLEEP SO YOU CAN HAVE A MOMENT ALONE, ONLY TO SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME THEY'RE SLEEPING STARRING AT THEM BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH Peng S SUFFOCATION HAZARD Intants have suffocated: Semne A She gets
  • 32
    Friend: Are you getting much sleep? Me: Sometimes when I sneeze, I close my eyes for a second.
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    ALL STAR PARENTS All-Star Parents @allstarparents Friend - How do I prepare for having children? Me - 1. Have someone bang on the door when you shower 2. Pee with at least two other people in the bathroom 3. Eat all your meals within 6 minutes
  • 34
    I'm just a girl stuck under a sleeping child with a full bladder and a dying phone..
  • 35
    People will be arguing that a newborn looks more like the mom than dad and yet we all know it really looks more like a potato

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