35 Memes To Battle The Sunday Scaries

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    Laura Klein @lauraklein If your boss tells you your team at work is "like family" that means you can scream "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM" and storm out every time they ask you to do anything.
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    RE: Taking Xmas decoration down Hi Carol, I regret to inform you that I will NOT be dismantling my festive ginger bread house as it took me over two weeks to construct. Please enquire again in April. Merry Christmas Regards, Sharon
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    might i interest you in some sushi
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    Tiger Webb @tfswebb [dog reading this] oh okay Please minimise barking Be considerate of others living nearby. INNER WEST innerwastnow gov ou/Pers
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    MAYBE TATTOOS ARE ADDICTED TO ME
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    Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it. I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.
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    She's a 10 but she shakes her head to get rid of intrusive thoughts. My lil Etch a Sketch
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    NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN OR CANNOT DO Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
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    After penetrating the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent house meat from within. PINKSLAS INSA R-20 2x6 V
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    Michelangelo was only 23 years old when he completed the Pietà The fact that he was a turtle makes this 10x more fascinating
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    SPEE I USED TO THINK DRINKING WAS BAD FOR ME... SO I GAVE UP THINKING.. OF
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    Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented crows simply drank at home.
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    the boy. @MichellCClark Me: Uber driver: Me: Uber driver: Me: Uber driver: *5 stars*
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    Megan Finger @meganfinger THANK YOU Central for my awesome email address and username....... Like really OK Helpdesk | myCWU Login Help Password change successful Record this information and click OK to clear the form. Student Accoun fingerme fingerme fingerme@cwu.edu
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    Rakgadi @MmasechabaT What role do you play at family gatherings? Papi Reyes @StepDaddyAngel the cousin that doesn't show up anymore
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    me: let's hang out? friend: sure us:
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    8. do you bite or lick your ice cream? J @JordanRowes I Anyone that bites ice cream don't fear nothing. Stage one psychopath
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    My dad asking if I will be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned when I grow up Me just trying to enjoy the marching band he took me to see
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    You've been bitten by a vampire You're immortal now You can't eat garlic bread Panik Kalm Panik
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    Not gonna lie the age i'm turning this year sound a lil serious and i don't like it
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    2024 Turning 30 '94 kids * E8 '95 kids savingrobbie 3 ¹94 kids '95-kids3 700 '95 kids
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    do. Their feet can barely Of course they touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. Red Squirrels Drive slowly
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    Management: are adding new roles. Me: Your job has changed. We @officialworkmemes Not without adding more money you're not
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    "You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today"
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    AMA ADCON OHRISTIA bek @rosenstein_ Follow sorry im late the troll that blocks my driveway had harder riddles than usual today
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    *jazz hands*
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    MUSINGS OF MR. E I JUST WANT TO END 2023 ON A HIGH NOTE AND THEN GIVE IT A REST.
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    This made me chuckle! He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
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    I'm a piece of trash, haha As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. YOU SMOOTH F_CKER GOD BLESS INTERNET is 7:00 okay?
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    "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
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    Phew, so glad it's not in a hackers database. Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Is your credit card number in a hacker's database? You can easily find out now! All you need to do is enter its information here and we will scan thousands of hacker databases to see if any they have match yours. Credit Card Number: Expiration Date: Your Zip Code: SCAN DATABASE Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Scanning databases... Success Now scanning database 1343 of 3728...0 matches found Your card number did n
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    Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
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    She said no in front of my whole family $1,200 Listed 10 hours ago in Napier, Hawke's Bay Send seller a message
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    This is why Excel logo has an 'X' instead of an 'E' Microsoft Publisher 2010 Microsoft Excel 2010 N Microsoft OneNote 2010 Microsoft InfoPath Filler... S Microsoft SharePoint...
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    lauren @stfubroke call me biodegradable because i break down really easily 6:43 pm 27/09/2019 Twitter for Android . 43.9K Retweets 133K Likes

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