32 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (January 7, 2024)

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Kim Cohen
Jan 7, 2024 3:00 PM EST

If you've recently entered the grand adventure that turned your once orderly, free life into a chaotic rollercoaster of sleepless nights, diaper explosions, and stains on your favorite shirt, then we can safely say - welcome to parenthood!

Yes, for all you first-time parents out there, we know exactly how you feel and this week, we've gathered 32 hilarious memes that perfectly capture what it's like becoming parents for the very first time.

From constantly having to correct people on the gender of your child, to buying new clothes because a baby's growth rate is insane, to feeling like you're a walking zombie and everything in between - there's a meme here every mom and dad will relate to.

So in between mastering the art of changing a diaper in record time, take a break to scroll through these memes, and remember - laughter is the best medicine... especially when you find mashed bananas in your hair. Enjoy! 

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  • 01
    When you got tired of explaining that your child is not a boy.
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    When your baby is ready for bigger clothes but you can't let go of that one cute outfit Berry Cute
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    Them: "You can't wear maternity pants when you're not pregnant." Me:
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    Meghan and Harry after birth. Vs. Me and my husband after birth.
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  • 05
    FEELING KINDA CUTE MIGHT WAIT UNTIL 3 AM TO CRY
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    Me: I know everyone says it, BUT, my newborn was literally the cutest thing ever. My newborn's first photo:
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    moms off to comfort a crying baby while their spouse snores their off HC_fandoM
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    When someone asks how things are going with the newborn baby THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS
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    Me checking my baby's breathing for the 769th time WINE SHOP SATS RESTAURAN PIRI
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    When you're three months postpartum and your husband initiates time:
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    When someone's trying to soothe the baby for you and it's not working- but they won't give up, and you're just like: (Give them back I can fix it)
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  • 12
    THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS BREASTMILK LOSES ALL NUTRITIONAL VALUE AFTER 6 MONTHS
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  • 13
    "THE WEIGHT WILL JUST FALL OFF WITH BREASTFEEDING". ΜΕΛΛΑ
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  • 14
    Me: I'm so tired... Midwife: bottle Me: I said I was tired, not that I want to stop breastfeeding?
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  • 15
    When it's 3am and you just want the baby to have and sleep, but it's too busy being a demon nugget AYS
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    ME AFTER TRYING TO MOVE THE CAR SEAT INTO THE OTHER CAR.
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    When the baby is less than a month old and parents do a photo shoot session ME
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    When you're exhausted, but also have to keep on being a mum S nickTo
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  • 19
    My ultrasound technician decided to do a front face image of my baby and it was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my J life €
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  • 20
    Your postpartum body when you walk into the gym and skip rehabilitation
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  • 21
    When your family wants to come visit your newborn but you haven't bathed, shaved or worn a bra in days...
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  • 22
    When that postpartum hairloss hits...
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    Anytime your husband tries to snuggle after you know you don't want any more kids... like ever. Again.
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  • 24
    When you know all formula offers the same nutrition but your baby is picky AF
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  • 25
    Coach: "Now everyone, engage your midline. Nice strong core!" Me, 6 weeks postpartum:
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  • 26
    Baby hands: What they look like What they actually are
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  • 27
    When people ask what tricks I use to stop baby crying:
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  • 28
    I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
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  • 29
    Your are leaking, your lady bits got stitched up, you're bleeding like crazy, and someone asks how you're doing with the new baby. I'm just exhausted.
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  • 30
    After someone tells you their baby has always slept through the night. I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic? TN
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  • 31
    WHAT I THOUGHT I'D LOOK LIKE AS A MOM VS. WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE
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  • 32
    When someone asks me when the last time I slept through the night was it's been 84 years...
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