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    Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: b S @HowToBeADad J.
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    Instead of spelling your name wrong she just knocks your drink off the counter. 162
  • 03
    "Wow! Where did you learn to kiss like that?" Me:
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    Killing 31,646 people would save the same amount of oxygen as planting 20 million trees 17 I worry about you sometimes Candace.
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    MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau superman: i can only reverse time for emergencies me: *looking at my corn dog on the ground* superman, please 2:38 PM - 2020-09-11. Twitter for iPhone 672 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 5,017 Likes :
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    I have the eye of this specific tiger
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    When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon: 11hd TV @SUCKMYKICKS
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    We've introduced Wellness Geese to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period.
  • 09
    Innanetboyy @innanetboyy *5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me?"
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    Thoughts of Dog® @dog_feelings the human and i. are at a big party. with the whole family. and i was asked not to bring up. any controversial topics. such as: • pills wrapped in cheese • sticks in the household • ears going inside out • escalators ● ● • whether i can get on that couch
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    suki @desukidesu [15th March 44 BC] Marcus Brutus: Knife day we're having Julius Caesar: What Gaius Longinus: *desperately miming shut up* 9:45 AM 2020-08-18 Twitter Web App . 38 Retweets 217 Likes : .
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    Just stolen all the sweets from Nan's advent calendar and now I feel a bit woozy SUN MON TUE WED WEEKO WEEK1 WEEKO WEEK SUN WEEK 2 SUN WEEK 3 SUN MON WEEK 2 MON WEEK 3 ΜΟΝ TUE WED WEEK 2 WEEK 2 TUE WEEK 3 TUE WED WEEK 3 WED THU WEEK1 THU WEEK 2 THU WEEK 3 THU FRI FRI WEEK FRI WEEK 3 FRI WEEK2 SAT WEEK 1 SAT WEEK 2 SA WEE GaryDelaney.com
  • 13
    When you accidentally eat your lunch before 10am
  • 14
    And just like that...Golf with the boys has been cancelled Cassie > ▶ iMessage Today 9:47 AM Have fun golfing (again)... please pick up dinner on your way home! Mullie You got it Abby Baby* Oooh boy here we go Read 9:49 AM
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    Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is fighting a battle you don't know about. Except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
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    Me: I've been tired for 5 years. My Kid: That's how old I am Me: Oh, weird. H90 @blueydudes
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    iMessage Today 2:02 PM Hey, what was that show ur dad was telling us about The time travel one My ex stopped by my work today What did she want? She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called
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    When dad tries to tell me what to do but I have Mommy's last name at the vet...
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    klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes A
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    Adrianna @Stfunell_ how do lawyers not cry when arguing
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    Mars @sailormarspimp u ever wake up from a dream like i guess i'm not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was"
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    Well, obviously I would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows COUN
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    When you realize that random piece of cheese mom gave you had Benadryl in it
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    Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash TRAIDER JUNE
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    i cant drown my demons they know how to swim
  • 26
    When I only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30
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    I've been barking for some time now and you ignoring me.... anyway your car is gone @barkbox @stonewallthechocolatelab
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    Me: Can you turn that music off? It's bringing back bad memories of a loved one Someone: We're playing Livin La Vida Loca... My head: ly
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    Memeception 6d. Why do boyfriends always have no information?? No tea you could say?? My bf could say "oh Ben and Frank's wedding is called off and he's marrying a family member" I say "omg what happened???" And he'd say "no idea I didn't ask"
  • 30
    me otw to my wedding bc i gotta get a nap in before i do anything
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    Me getting ready for another day of getting bullied by what I birthed:
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    "how do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?" me: with the fan on
  • 33
    please look both ways before crossing ME Bursts Screenshots Screen Recordings Animated 258 > 12,169 > 85 > 4 >
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    "Yea I can fit it in my schedule" TVO kids
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    Lindsay Hunter @lindsaydevon 1:30 PM - 10/21/22 Twitter Web App : Me: *hydroplaning through four lanes of traffic in my minivan* My kids: MOM ARE YOU LISTENING I SAID KNOCK KNOCK 234 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 5,384 Likes ...
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    Please read carefully, as you will only be given one form to fill out. First name: John Smith Last name: ...
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    No matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all ROCIAN JA GRACIE SU SIL ROC B CIE LASU
  • 38
    me: yeah i'll probably die alone waiter: no i said will you be dining alone me: oh
  • 39
    "we can argue all day about the rights and wrongs, Susan but the main thing is that we're out of toilet paper"
  • 40
    SO GLAD I GREW UP DOING THIS ALTINFL NOT THIS

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