28 Funny Married Life Memes to Laugh at With Your Partner at the Dinner Table

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Bar Mor Hazut • Senior Editor
Jan 11, 2024 6:00 PM EST

Last night my husband and I decided we were going to eat dinner at the dinner table instead of in front of the TV like we usually do. I think it was the first time we used the dinner table in months. The problem was, that without the TV playing a random sitcom episode, we had to find new and interesting topics to entertain each other with. After talking a bit about our respective jobs, what the cats got around to doing during the day, and the weather for tomorrow, we pretty much exhausted all the conversation topics we could come up with. I think today we will go back to eating on the couch in front of the TV, and we will continue to accumulate conversation topics for next week's dinner at the dinner table. Oh how exciting it is to be married…

For all you married people who can identify with this married-life excitement, scroll down for this week's compilation of hilarious married-life memes. Once you are done with those, click here for a story of a guy who bought his fiance her dream house, right before she called off the wedding. 

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  • 01
    Cracked @a_simpl_man The wife: Wanna split a cinnamon roll? Me: Sure The wife: Here's yours
    via @a_simpl_man
  • 02
    Me: *cooking cauliflower My husband:
    via Married Memes
  • 03
    Me as a wife hey so I accidentally spent $700
    via Married Memes
  • 04
    My husband is either the most annoying human that has ever existed OR the best thing that has ever happened to me. It just depends on the day. MOMS & MAMAS
    via Moms & Mamas
  • 05
    Simon Holland @simoncholland We put new shelves in the garage and have talked for 3 days about what a game changer they are. This is peak marriage. ...
    via @simoncholland
  • 06
    If you don't argue over who had less sleep last night, are you even married? @annabelkarmel
    via @annabelkarmel
  • 07
    My wife Me laughing at my own joke
    via Samantha Baker
  • 08
    safe Michael James @MikeJamesAuthor My wife makes us put $5 in the "find jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate in the house. After 13 months of saving, today we are buying a Ford Explorer
    via @MikeJamesAuthor
  • 09
    When you thought you heard your cat getting into trouble, but it was just your husband falling down the stairs.
    via Fi Begent
  • 10
    The Mom Hack @TheMom Hack My husband does this cute thing where he asks me where to find things, like he's new here.
    via @TheMomHack
  • 11
    Amy @itsamyruth Be with someone who constantly makes you roll your eyes but makes you smile right after
    via @itsamyruth
  • 12
    Wives passive aggressively piling the trash like Jenga until you take it out. Minute di Rice ** Chick ge BY Classic C VOLUND 32 FFETREN
    via Married Memes
  • 13
    Me and my husband: Parenthood hasn't aged us that much. Also us in our 40's: @themarvelousmrsmom
    via @themarvelousmrsmom
  • 14
    ANNA DOESN'T WANT TO @AnnaDoesntWant2 Anna All you need to know about marriage is that my son had to make a diorama for school with our family in it, and he put my husband in the bathroom.
    via @AnnaDoesntWant2
  • 15
    When you said you weren't hungry and he didn't telepathically know that you wanted a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and fries
    via Married Memes
  • 16
    SM лишон Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can't find something & it's right in front of his face?"
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 17
    When you're 30 minutes into an argument and you realize you may have misunderstood something Sadcasm
    via Married Memes
  • 18
    MARRIED LIFE: Telling your husband the same sentence 10 days in a row, just to have him say "You definitely never told me that."
    via Married Memes
  • 19
    Secake Factory AER My wife's toxic trait is she is "semi" clingy, she likes her space but she wants me in her space while she has her space..if that makes sense.
    via Married Memes
  • 20
    "Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right." @BeautyAndMockery
    via Married Memes
  • 21
    Joel @joeljeffrey I tag my wife in recipe videos she'll never make, she tags me in home renovation videos I'll never do. It's a fun game we like to play.
    via @joeljeffrey
  • 22
    SARO SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Rather than asking me what I want to watch, my husband asks what I want to fall asleep to & I can't even be mad.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 23
    E THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE FE F "I need to fill up." "I know my car." AND THEY'RE OFTEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
    via Married Memes
  • 24
    An Apple Hat @AnAppleHat I choked on some water in the middle of the night and instead of asking if I was ok my husband just stared at me then went back to sleep in case you wondered what a long term relationship looks like
    via @AnAppleHat
  • 25
    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Find someone more giddy with excitement than my husband who stopped the car between the Canada-US border to joke that we left the kids in another country
    via @IHideFromMyKids
  • 26
    bipolarmommi @KarenGiannina6 Husband: We really need to start saving money. Me: Then you should have married someone else.
    via @KarenGiannina6
  • 27
    when he won't let you put your ice cold feet on his nice warm body
    via Married Memes
  • 28
    Deena Lang @itsdeenalang *my husband peeking under the covers* Heyyyy, you got new underwear and they're my favorite color! Me: They were 7 for $25 at @Target and they're super comfy. Wanna see the other 6?! *jumps up out of bed* Him: this is NOT how I envisioned this playing out
    via @itsdeenalang

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