Oh hey there, pal, how ya doin? Yeah, snow's a real doozy this time of year. It's whiter than a Cubs game out there. Almost lost my brother to a snow shovel accident. Had to give him a shot of Malort just to restart his body. Oh relax, I'm just yankin' yer chain, buddy. Phil's doing just fine, he's heading up to Oshkosh for his sister's baby shower this Sunday. Yeah, he's bringing a whole tray of puppy chow over with him. Carol's bringing a hotdish. Kids can't get enough of the stuff.
Anywho, I've got this collections of memes here for ya dont'cha know. Picked em just for you, fresher than the Kroger produce section. Welp, I better be going then. Want to be home around lunchtime to watch the sunset. I'll be seeing ya, hon!