‘Where does the sun go at night?’: The Moment People Realize Their Partner Is Clueless

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    Posted by u/Ghost7579ox 9 months ago When did you realise that you're dating an idiot?
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    seanm3109 - 9 mo. ago · edited 9 mo. ago Pre-heats the microwave
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    megasmash · 9 mo. ago My GF told me that instead of setting the microwave timer to the time needed, her ex would just input the max time and wait. He forgot, more than once.
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    Usr_1159 mo. ago The night I said that I thought I smelled gas, and they grabbed a lighter and struck it without hesitation.
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    _uglybird. 9 mo. ago You've never played gas leak roulette?
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    GreasyBud 9 mo. ago She refused to pay taxes, have a bank account, or pay for public transit. she told me "i change my name every few years so they cant find me".
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    like, shed go to the government and change her name. legally. so the government couldn't find her.
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    The-Distant-Blue • 9 mo. ago She kept stating the big revelation of her story with "lord and behold" instead of "lo and behold". I told her she was using the wrong word, but I was the idiot because you behold the lord. Anyways, lord and
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    overmonk 9 mo. ago My wife would bring stuff home that said "refrigerate after opening," open it, and put it in the refrigerator.
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    alphalegend919 mo. ago She didn't understand that you actually have to pay what you spent on credit cards. Like the credit amount she had was supposed to be her monthly limit that just resets each month
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    for two days trying to find a house that matched the gates to Ozzy Osborne's house and never found it. He lives in Birmingham, England.
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    Hoitaa 9 mo. ago This reminds me of when Russia invaded Georgia, and there were more than a few concerned US Georgians.
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    Menudo Menudo . 9 mo. ago She didn't know that yogurt and pudding were not the same thing. She thought it was like how the British call fries "chips". She had been eating pudding and granola for breakfast for months and
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    breakfast for months and congratulating herself for being so healthy.
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    She also baked baby Jesus a birthday cake on Christmas, lit a candle and took it outside. When the wind blew the candle out, she was convinced it Jesus that blew it out.
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    DoctorWafle 9 mo. ago Stacking cups... In the dishwasher
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    alixnkxng 9 mo. ago We were talking about dinosaurs and he was shocked to hear they were real. Then he proceeded to ask me if they really breathed fire. He thought dinosaurs and dragons were the same thing.
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    Stanleesteemer • 9 mo. ago My ex wanted to start a business making supplies for baby showers. Her business plan was to sell everything below cost to to increase sales. After I had explained numerous times that you cannot profit
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    that you cannot profit from a business that will inevitably lose money her reply was that I was the idiot because if she sold them cheap it would drum up more business and she would sell more that way.
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    VagrancyHD. 9 mo. ago. edited 9 mo. ago "Where does the sun go at night?" I was dumbfounded.
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    Wild_Butterscotch_7. 9 mo. ago He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn't need to drink water

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