30 Witty Parenting Memes Capturing the Joy of Raising Little Humans (January 19, 2024)

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    Whenever I think I'm doing a bad job as a parent I look at this pic of a baby smoking and immediately feel better
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    Hugh Jackman at 50 me at 30
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    Restaurant: Kids under 12 eat free Dad: He's 11 Me: Actually I'm ninetee- Dad: 12
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    If medals were given for successfully remaining in bed when the baby cries
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    When your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors
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    Bathroom: *Empty all day* Every member of my family within 0.002 nanoseconds of me entering it: SHERIF SHERIFF SH.
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    Say Dada ! Mama Hunny, I'm home OMG! Who taught you that word? No, Dada Say what? Page Meme Qc Dada Mama
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    Just told my kids I'm older than Google. They think I'm kidding.
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    I can relate to Ozzy Osbourne now that i have a baby What the am I talking about. D What's going on here? Who? What? Who's this? What? I don't know what planet I'm on [phone ringing) is that? What the
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    ME DEALING WITH MY DAUGHTER'S EMOTIONS
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    spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl Pickin my dad up from Dadcare me: come on dad dad: no I want to play w the other dads me: Im in a hurry all dads: HI IN A HURRY me:...... it
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"
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    That's a nice kitchen drawer you're about to open there. Be a shame if something were to... prevent that entirely.
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    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY
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    Dad: Tell the truth and you won't get in trouble Kid: *tells truth* Dad: You fell victim to one of the classic. blunders!
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    Public Library Adam @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn.
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    Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn Follow Before marriage, I would sit at stop lights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
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    TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well. #marriedlife
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    My daughter's request when I wake her up at 6am for high school wiki How 8 Let the potato rest for five minutes. Q
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    Parents: buys child a phone Child: Uses phone Parents:
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    Me telling my Grandson about how an Australian Fire, a World War, and the plague all happened in 1 month
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    When the sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to go out, and the washer and dryer are full THE DAD I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
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    m3aruf @m3aruf me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework i solved
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Things that made my toddler cry this week: - he couldn't wear waffles to daycare - I beat him in a race - he beat me in a race - pancakes had uneven distribution of chocolate chips - he wanted his boogers back How about your kid? 9:38 AM 1/30/20. Twitter Web App
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    Jessie @mommajessiec "My child fell down the stairs." Mommy FB groups: Why were you not watching her? Are your stairs not bubble wrapped? Are you not feeding your child organic home- grown food? DID YOU NOT DOUSE YOUR CHILD WITH ESSENTIAL OILS?! Daddy FB groups: 10:43 PM 1/27/20 Twitter for iPhone . 222 Retweets 1,393 Likes
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    Guy Leech @guyrleech I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?'
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    Ally @TragicAlly Here Overheard one of my kids tell the other that "you can't just eat the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms, you gotta eat the cat food too" >
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    -Mom, am I ugly? -I told you not to call me mom in front of people IG: Lei.Ying.Lo
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    Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby 2:00 Defeat the baby 5:02 PM 09 Jun 18 1 reminder >
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    Angry Man @AngryBlkManDC On this day 15 years ago my moms picked up the phone and interrupted a file at 96% I'd been downloading from Napster for 17 hours.
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    Doctor: Are you getting enough rest? Me:
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    LOCAL 27 year-old who hasn't woken up before 9:30am in 8 years thinks he could run farm if society crumbles JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL f @ Photo Credit

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