10 Reasons to Unfriend Your Parents on Facebook

Being Facebook friends with your parents is a recipe for awkwardness. Here's why...

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  • 01

    They reveal their strange ideas...

    Text - FEELS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH MCDONALDS NAKED YELLING "IM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT 18 minutes ago Like Comment likes this. WHAT THE FI MOM a few seronds ann Iike failbook.com
    From pesh527
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  • 02

    They want to know about your personal details...

    Text - added a lfe event from February 1, 2012 to her timeline: Daughter Got Married. Like Comment 23 minutes ago lkes this. You wanna explain this? Mom about a minute ago via mobile - Like failbook.com
  • 03

    ... while missing out on other important ones.

    Text - Happy Birthday, 8 hours ago Like Comment See Friendship Mom, my birthday is tomorrow. Of all people, you should remember that. :-P a few seconds ago Like Write a comment... failbook.com
  • 04

    They speak for you.

    Text - Jenni I am a dork Unlike Comment Share 5 minutes ago via mobile You and Her Dad Did eric steal your phone 4 minutes ago via mobile Like Jenni 2 minutes ago via mobile Like ike this. No dad, you did. Write a comment... failbook.com
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  • 05

    They reveal your true beginnings.

    Text - Justin E Commentt when you first met me, how old we were and what u thought! SON> Like Comment Share 21 hours ago nea Mike | 21 hours ago Like 16! Summer school in HSI thought u were cool! Chris 20 hours ago Like Ted E 9 months before you were born. I brought you on a date and you left with your mother. 20 hours ago-Like 7th grade science, mrs. morrison! DAD> I think your dad just won the internet. James 20 hours ago Like failbook.com
    From willshale
  • 06

    They play favorites.

    Text - Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite son! Like Comment 2 hours ago Thanks! I know Facebook is confusing sometimes, 's wall. but this is 30 minutes ago via mobile Unlike 1 Write a comment... A short while later... Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite son! Like Comment 2 hours ago ikes this. Yes! I knew it! about an hour ago via mobile Unlike 32 Except on my timeline she wrote the same thing to Ijust before this one. Awkward... about an hour ago via mobile Like Write a comment... failbook.c
    From Echo_of_Snac
  • 07

    No, seriously. They REALLY play favorites.

    Text - iPod 4:06 PM 13 minutes ago Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something bette... Unlike Comment You like this. And that's why you have a younger brother. 3 minutes ago Like Write a comment... Post

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