Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Geeky Roleplaying Couples Who Roll Initiative

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    When the paladin somehow has the highest stealth score in the party This heavy suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around
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    MOISTERRIFIC @moisterrific When you have 0 dexterity and 999 strength RETWEETS LIKES 5,211 9,179 1:41 PM - 28 May 2017 Follow
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    When you start an RPG and equip all objects you find DANKLAND
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    Arcane proficient players Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. Nat 1 There's nothing about this I understand
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    James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters. They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town. Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army. Girls, man. They'll take over the world. 6:49 PM 07 Jan 18
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    The DM when one of our idiotic plans succeeds You're all idiots... And men I'm truly proud of.
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    SCO Just because you see a barbarian in a tavern does AND CON TWBA not mean he has to start a brawl SULISELLE SECON imgflip.com 700 .I started that one LE AND CON AND TE AND us all But not beacuse im a barbarian
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    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOST STOST STOP
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    Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): I STOLE IT M
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    en WELCOME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD W ROLL INITIATIVE.
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    Why all the hatred towards necromancers? Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    chocken smirk @beanytuesday. 1d DM: At bar you see a cloaked, hunched over man. He wears a crown of bone and blade, surrounded by three sentient rings of fire. His arm is made of steel. Players: who else is in the tavern DM: uhhhh theres a goblin named Sam Smorkle Players: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle 111 6,149 Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer Replying to @beanytuesday I feel this. SO HARD. 19.3K 1:03 AM - 1/18/19. Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 80 Likes
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    When the combat encounter ends before the Fighter can attack 7 times in one turn. *Sad platemail noises*
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    When you walk into a dungeon and the GM makes a roll
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    WAIT UP GUYS! MY RUN SPEED IS ONLY 25 FEET! mgflip.com
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    WHEN YOUR FIRST ROLL OF THE NIGHT IS A 1... "SO IT BEGINS...
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    Corporal Chipmunk JUDER SOWDER Drow have Australian accents because they come from a land down under CHANGE MY MIND
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    The DM after counterspelling your Featherfall OO okay, get in. CO
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    Friend: Why do you prefer to be the DM instead of one of the players? Me: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
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    DM: Does a 32 hit? Me: B FB/MyDND
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    When you crit as a DM against your level 1 player
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    The evocation wizard about to cast fireball centered on himself.
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    DM: It seems your quiver is not noted on your character's sheet, where have you been storing all your arrows? PC: ... DM: Nevermind
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    DM: As you turn the corner, you're confronted by a dozen town guards. Bard: I'm going to try and cast Mass Suggestion. DM: Alright... what "reasonable sounding" suggestion do you issue? Hitit
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    THE OTHER CHARACTERS REACTING TO MY CHARACTER'S DEATH THE OTHER PLAYERS REACTING TO MY CHARACTER'S DARTH FEZE WHI
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    PARTY: There's no way we can fight again without a long rest! ME: THAT'S WHY NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR NAME
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent 8 2 11 20
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    you know classes get features at level 20 right? d4, dnd daily, dnd shorts, and monkey dm
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    I NEED YOUR TOUGHEST BUGBEAR ... NO, THAT'S TOO TOUGH
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    NULLS? BROWE ARE LEVEL 1 WE ARE NOT FIGTING THOSE. 13
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    Artificer vS Druid be like:
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    I want to distract the guards by being cute. 4400 71 4645 6 S NAT 20
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    The party when someone didn't understand the tone/ theme of the session:

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