20 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind Clear Through to Next Week

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    Font - When playinglimbosetting the bar high is setting the bar E P low.
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    Networking cables - A Toothpaste companies should make their tubes transparent so we can squeeze the remaining toothpaste more efficiently
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    Text - Your salary is the bribe they give you toforget your dreams
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    Text - lalways see LifeHacks that totally think I'll use, but I completely forget them 5 minutes later.
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    Denim - People saying "they put their pants the same as meone leg ata time as a way to humanize someone butl sit on my bed andput both mylegsin and wiggle aroundlike a weirdo until theyire on
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    Text - People who want to take a group picture during agood time literally want to stop having the good time in order to do something inconvenient. GRIT ALT
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    Smoking - We live in strange times where phones catch fire and cigarettes "are charged.
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    Text - Geese are the asshole teenagers of the animal world. They strut around in groups, shit all over everything, slowly walk in front of your car like they own the place, and run away squawking when confronted.
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    Facial expression - I'm fully convinced that some people's hobby is looking for things to be offended by.
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    Motor vehicle - ASa loyal customer, Ifeelreally ripped off when companies havea promotion for new customersbut offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years.
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    Text - As a student the more timel have the less I study and the less time I have the more I study.
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    Land vehicle - Pm not asadist butI do experience a little pleasure when blockingan aggressive driver from passing
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    Text - Are my boogers scentless? Or have I become desensitized to the smell of my own boogers?
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    Head - Zombies on treadmills would be an excellent source of renewable energy.
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    Text - People who were born prematurely can never say the phrase "I was born ready
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    Abdomen - Women who have children natural3D printers.
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    Food - As an adult, I always forget that I can literally get in my car and buy a cake wheneverI want and no one can stop me.
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    Sky - Doing anything "solo" sounds way cooler than "alone".
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    Text - Allrestaurantsought to display their menu on the outside so that you won't have to go inside, realize youtre too poor to buy anything, and then shamefully walk out.
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    Text - I getirrationally offended when websites tell me my password is weak

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