In honor of the impending holiday of love, let's take some time to appreciate where it all came from. Love has been personified in Greek Gods and Goddesses from the beginning of bipedalism. Let's start with Cupid, and his bow and arrow of harrowing pinch of love. With one bulls-eye hit you fall head over heels for whoever he wants you to.
Maybe you worship Aphrodite, in her ethereal and eternal beauty, she's the Goddess of love and intimacy. Wholesome kink, bed breakers, and nymphets are all out there to destroy something this Valentine's Day.
Maybe you're a couple with lost love, like Orpheus and Eurydice, who enjoyed a short period of blissful marriage before Eurydice was kidnapped to the underworld. Orpheus went to retrieve her, but his human instinct of doubt left her to suffer there forever, and maybe you feel separated from your soulmate forever.
Maybe you're like Hades and Persephone, dark and mysterious. You and your partner share intimate things with only each other.
Whoever you worship, study, or personify, let this Valentine's Day be filled with Greek Mythology that emphasizes the turbulence of romance.
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