33 Greek Mythology Memes for Cupid Kissed Couples Who Worship Aphrodite

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    incorrectgreekquotes FOLLOW Hades *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me? Persephone: I married you. Hades: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear. #hades #persephone #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect quotes #s;instagram
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    DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
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    Greek gods when they see someone that's not their gender: Oo
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    Me: Medusa: Me: Medusa: Me:
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    Uh, guys? Huh? B Olympus would be that way.
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    Zeus: God of gods Hades: God of Underworld Poseidon: speedo
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    memeufacturing-deactivated20161 me as an Ancient Greek me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There's a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami* hiphopocliedes - Odysseus 155,823 notes A L 17 2
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    hera: zeus cheated on me again! persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you thespookyprophet poseidon: idk if i'll ever find Love :(( hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that's so sad, alexa play despacito.
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    Σ Hades: kidnaps Persephone Also Hades: never cheats, actually loves her, cares about what she has to say Persephone: Actually, that wasn't entirely unpleasant
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    Zeus: god of all gods Hades: god of the underworld Dionysus:
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    Zeus: what are you going to do with Persephone? Hades: 10 Wouldn't you like to know. weather boy. FOX 5
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    Zeus: I control the sky Hades: I control the underworld Neptune: CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE.
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    Zeus:CEO of gods. Hades:God of Dionysus:
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    katie kadue @kukukadoo get yourself a man who looks at you like orpheus looks at eurydice. wait, no- 12:45 PM - 23 Dec 20 - Twitter for iPhone
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    susanpevensle today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn't very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules pipcomix #it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
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    Notre Dame: *burns down during restoration* Parthenon: *laughs in marble*
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    thoodleoo reading the odyssey the expectation: a heartbreaking tale of a man who suffers at the hands of the gods, desperately trying to get home to a wife and son who face the consequences of his absence, followed by the heartwarming moments of his eventual return the reality: ODYSSEUS AND THE ART OF LYING Odysseus lies constantly. He made this pack of lies so convincing, Odysseus pretends to be a Cretan Odysseus lies to his father. Why, given your circumstances, do you lie, pointlessly? Odysse
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    Kronos D' is this lunch? his children
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    animatedmovie-deactivated201709 me reading mythology: stop being mean to medusa she's just tryna protect herself from men :/ appendingfic medusa: *is given the curse that any man who looks upon her turns to stone* medusa: *goes to live in a cave so as not to inconvenience anyone* medusa: *somehow still ends up surrounded by the statues of dumbass men who won't leave her alone*
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    no one: every greek god: cody @CdyRnkn - 1d sorry about the chaos, I needed attention
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    thoodleoo bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito commandershepardvasfuckit her name is alexa
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    Good looking Greek girl: *reaches a fertile age* Zeus: @bottle of bear
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    Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there! The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
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    No one: Absolutley Greeks: ah yeas thats a no soul: Castor Pollux Gemini Mebsuta Tejat lobster Alhena.
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    literatureaesthetic If you don't pretend you're a greek goddess when eating grapes then you're living life wrong.
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    tainbocuailnge social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn't exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile tainbocuailnge the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for "rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods": blocked, unfollowed, reported
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    fruitygogh I want to be known as someone who's full of love and radiates light ginevravweasley I want to be known as someone who may or may not be the queen of 221cbakerstreet Be both. Be Persephone.
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    Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain: DIOnysus
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    sassynicos how atlantis actually sunk poseidon: fire oh no atlantis is on poseidon: i should probably do something, being the god of the sea and all that poseidon: have some water, peasants poseidon: poseidon: poseidon: WAIT
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    ATHENA WHEN O ODYSSEUS IS IN TROUBLE
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    ancientgreeksuggestions If you don't have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine classics-suggestion No It Isn't subjuggulation it is if your son isn't an idiot >
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    younggayanddoingokay Follow Hades: so i really like this girl... what should I do? Zeus: kidnap her and take her to your death kingdom. Hades, slowly backing away: yeah, I'll go ask Aphrodite.. #greek mythology #percy jackson #i firmly believe that their love was consensual and that she went willingly #demeter just didn't approve of her daughter's boyfriend so she started spreading rumors.
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    walking-backwards-into- Follow Calypso: You have to make a choice. It's either your wife or- Odysseus: My wife. Calypso: you didn't let me finish. Odysseus: I'm so sorry goddess, please continue. Calypso: Its either your wi- Odysseus: My wife. Calypso: Either yo- Odysseus: My wife. Calypso:... Odysseus: That last one was genuinely unintentional.

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