30 Deeply Divine Memes For When You're Dreaming of Dazzling Dad Jokes

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melissa dilillo
Feb 10, 2024 4:00 PM EST

Dads are all corny on some level. It's somehow ingrained in their DNA, but thankfully, we've got mad respect for their ridiculous and sometimes cringy puns. It's quite the skill to turn any situation into comedic relief. I'd way rather be with a partner who can pivot our argument into a joke and get a smile out of me. 

With Super Bowl Sunday right around the corner, dads everywhere are preparing their best jokes to entertain guests on their favorite night of the year. As Taylor Swift would say, "are you ready for it"? 

Truly, if you're looking for a man with gold medal qualities, ensure they have a good sense of humor. You might overlook the dad joke skill as being silly, but trust me, it'll grow on you. If you have kids one day, dad jokes are a non negotiable in my book.

We've rounded up the latest and greatest dad jokes that are sure to make you crack a smile. They are so bad it makes them good.

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    @DadSays Jokes Hey, how are you? I'm fine thank you. Alright then, get out.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Science puns make me numb But math puns make me number.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My mom has forbidden me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I do, I'm toast. My dad keeps egging me on. He's such a ham.
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    What's your greatest weakness? Could you elaborate? Being too vague. No. @DadSaystokes
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Not all math jokes are terrible... only sum.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin): "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
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    at @DadSaysJokes So what's your idea of a perfect date? DD/MM/YYYY I FIND OTHER FORMATS A BIT CONFUSING
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A dog!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3-meter-wide frame for our wedding photo. Well I think she should look at the bigger picture.
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    46 2 @DadSaysJokes > : iMessage Today 14:27 No. What happened?? Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? ☐ The teacher woke him up Read 14:28
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey. You know she's a keeper.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly... It said Parking Fine.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift. I think she's going to take me up on it.
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    46 Please don't. @DadSaysJokes > iMessage Today 14:39 O Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere unfortunately. Please delete my number.
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    Is Was Isn't Wasn't
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me. Outraged, I shouted: "Well, that's not very mature, is it?!"
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: "Just checking my balance.
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    @DadSays Jokes Why would I want two empty glasses? I see your glass is empty sir, would you like another? AREA
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss asked me to make a business presentation and said I should start it with a joke... So, I put my pay slip on the first slide.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
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    46 In what way? 2 @DadSaysJokes > iMessage Today 12:48 Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. I didn't knead this today!
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    William Pear William Shakespear
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days. It will be a sadder day.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? They get lost at C.
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    That makes two of us... I don't understand the science behind human cloning. OBadSays Jokes
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If there's one thing that always makes me throw up... It's a dart board on the ceiling.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps... He gave me a blank stair.
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