30+ Military Memes For Veterans and Active Duty Military Alike

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    *resiliency day* *mandatory fun*
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    hours ago Thanks for the photo Christy! Ladies, what do you think about having a tattoo of you and your husband's rank?
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    This is how traditions are born A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why do they guard it. "We don't know. The last commander told us to do so, and so we did. It is some sort of regimental tradition!" He searched for last commander's phone number and called him to ask him why did he want guards in this particular bench. "I don't know. The previous commander had guards, and I kept the tradition." G
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    Checking if my blues still fit @treefcknfiddy
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    Joining the army to become a medic you'll Thinking get good hands on experience working in sick parade daily spending 5 years as a medic and only strapping ankles
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    [this week on Marine Corps House Hunters Husband: $800 paycheck Wife: $12 from OnlyFans Boss Babe @lancecaptainusmer ARGON budget: 3.69 million @mile69club
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    Viv What does a girl gotta do to get proposed to :/ date a military guy for 3 hours
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    DVA: Your lower back injury has not been accepted as it was not service related. Pilots: We'll see about that. 2018 BUT Cipememes
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    Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Drill Sgt: what's your name, private? Private: Dan, sir Sgt: private dancer? Private: if you pay me enough, sir 5:52 PM 2020-11-26 · Twitter for Android ● 98 Retweets 1,272 Likes ...
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    ICX@thegainz They don't know I'm gonna propose to one of these girls tonight
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    Military bases be like: Go to building 39031 It's between building 8563 and building 12.
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    26m They should have let the ARMY count the ballots. I have seen some pretty incredible things get accomplished before 1700. 157 Like Comment ... 3 Comments Send ST. 1775 Bruh the army can't even count off from front to rear Like Reply Write a comment...
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    New App idea: an alarm that reenlists you if you don't wake up Pop smoke
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    When there's a surprise uniform inspection and you pray your Chief has poor attention to detail *** Exce MELKY BRYK*** NO STEP ON SNEK
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    When the gate guard touches your hand when he gives your CaC back to you
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    USA TODAY New energy source? This tiny moon circling Saturn has more oil and gas than Earth f knock knock it's the United States.
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    It's impossible to hike and be in a bad mood at the same time.
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    MY HANDS LOOK LIKE THIS SO MY NCO'S HANDS CAN LOOK LIKE THIS
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    Life everyday in the military I expect nothing and I'm still let down.
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    jack wagner @jackdwagner the next call of duty should be a realistic RPG that starts with you working at little ceasars and an army recruiter lies to you at the mall 8/31/17, 9:35 PM 4,100 Retweets 12.8K Likes
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    Son: "Dad why is my sister called Peace?" Dad: "Well son your mother thought the world needed more peace" Son: "Thanks Dad" Dad: "No problem, Oil."
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    di HARRY F-35 MUDA F-15E A-10 WARTHOG F-16 HIR
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    BANG BUTTON L METALI MAGICAL FIRE DUST LFRI -FREEDOM SEED METAL HOLDY THING Anatomy of a Pew
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    Recruiter: "... another great benefit is military discount! Let me paint a picture for you. It's pay day, but you only have $8.75 in your account and that combo #6 costs $9.05. You roll up, show that military ID, and BAM! $8.45 is your total, AND thank you for your service!" Guy: "But if it's pay day why do I only have $8.75 in my acc--" Recruiter: DID I MENTION THE FREE NECKLACE ENGRAVED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT?"
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    WHEN LEADERSHIP SAYS IT'S NOT MANDATORY BUT IT'S "HIGHLY ENCOURAGED"!!!
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    Am I fat? civilians Omg no you are so beautiful veterans Bro am i fat? Bro i know 5 fat people and you are 4 of them
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    Civilians: Why am I being punished because a few people can't follow the rules? US Military: - First time?
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    Claire Dayton @idreamofpunk Nurse: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire. Me: so that means I'm good at mental health, right? *Crisis Counselor enters room* Me: ah, beans. 2:01 PM 11/26/19 Twitter for iPhone ▸
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    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? LIMITED EDITION FORC 395071 made with mematic [TRAP CARD] US AR FORK BOK Used against lower ranking individuals to trap them into being "volunteered" to do something. Not effective if "Appointment" card is ready and used by opponent. 2016 BPT-014
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    me me my hands look like this, so her hands can look like that. dreamstime dreamstime motime drea
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    What is the Air Force's 1st Core Value? Me: @airforce_intel_memes TEGRIDY
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    T-Mobile LTE 9+ 7:00 PM Like facebook.com 49% Comment ||| What is it like being in the Army? Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour. Too easy right? And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. So your First Sergeant is so excited he grabs the fork and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a private but having had experience eating broth before

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