37 Memes for Moms and Dads Bringing Authenticity to the Forefront

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    Putting the same uneaten sandwich in my kid's lunchbox for the third day in a row.
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    When the kids are crying nonstop, you on burnt the meatloaf, the dog the carpet & you miss being a
  • 03
    "WHEN I HAVE KIDS THEY WILL NEVER...” SPOILER ALERT: THEY WILL….. OH, THEY WILL.
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    What do you mean you can't get anything done? MY KID SOCH ME
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    and your when you finally lose your kids look at you like they aren't the ones that did this to you.
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    When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife Urgent news from the general!
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    NOT TO BRAG, BUT MY KIDS' PALATES ARE SO REFINED THAT THEY CAN TELL THEY'RE GOING TO HATE DINNER WITHOUT EVER HAVING TASTED IT BEFORE Smoked TURKEY BREAST
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    Just waiting for my kid who "didn't" want to take a bath, to get out. @stay.at.homies
  • 09
    HAVING KIDS MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW DUMB YOUR LIES USED TO SOUND TO YOUR PARENTS.
  • 10
    WHEN A FIVE YEAR OLD ASKS YOU TO PLAY WITH THEM, THEY REALLY MEAN THAT THEY WANT TO BOSS YOU AROUND WHILE YOU PRETEND TO LIKE IT.
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    THE WORST PART OF BEING A PARENT IS REALIZING THAT ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S OBNOXIOUS TRAITS ARE PROBABLY YOUR FAULT.
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    Parents when you're winning an argument: Hmmm... Tastes like disrespect
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    "Have a restful weekend!" Moms everywhere:
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    When you can hear your kids fighting over a toy they have duplicates of NHK WORLD Years with Hayao Mo
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    when it's too quiet & you know they're probably wrecking , but you kinda wanna just ignore it & enjoy the peace.
  • 16
    Me trying to be the "fun mom" on vacation while worrying about breakfast, lunch, snacks, afternoon activities, dinner, bath time and bedtime.
  • 17
    Just when you think the kids are finally asleep they show up in the doorway like
  • 18
    Me: Please use your inside voice. We are in the middle of Target and nobody needs to hear you. My Kid:
  • 19
    When you host a playdate and a parent makes themselves at home when you thought they were dropping off.
  • 20
    Sometimes I'm the cool mom. Sometimes I say "what a cool costume" and am quickly reminded it's called a "skin."
  • 21
    When my kids ask me why I'm eating cookies in the morning I RUN
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    Husband walks in: You know the kids are blowing bubbles in the house... Me:
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    When my new neighbor comes over to tell me that lavender helps calm a screaming child AHAHAHA! SHUT UP!
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    Me: I'm about to lose it I need 5 minutes My family:
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    When I wake up out of a deep sleep and my kid is just standing there like Good morning.
  • 26
    When I've snapped at the kids all day, but they still want me to cuddle with them at bedtime. I am a monster.
  • 27
    FACT: Moms don't overpack for trips. They simply come equipped because everyone else in the family is always underfuckingprepared. 119
  • 28
    Kids everywhere when they open a gift and it's clothes.
  • 29
    No one: The collection of food particles under my kid's car seat liner: @thestinkerbell
  • 30
    When someone says their kids don't eat any junk food
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    "Mom, tomorrow is my day to bring class snack" Me:
  • 32
    Dating: Worried about not being in the mood. Married with children: Worried if you will ever be in another mood besides irritated.
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    Does this picture my toddler took of me at 5:00 a.m. count as a "boudoir photo" I can give my husband for Valentine's Day? .. D 77
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    kids: *perfectly fine* kids when mom walks into the room: ...amom
  • 35
    WHAT YOU SEE WHAT MY KID SEES
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    Husband: I just can't get things done and watch the kids at the same time. Me:
  • 37
    My kid patiently waiting 3.72 seconds so he can ask me, "how about now?" for the 87th time after I made the colossal mistake of saying, "maybe later."

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