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Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'

Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'

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26-year-old daughter cuts off family after 20+ years of parental favoritism toward her 34-year-old half-sister: ‘My parents [are] not going to change’

26-year-old daughter cuts off family after 20+ years of parental favoritism toward her 34-year-old half-sister: ‘My parents [are] not going to change’

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Worker wears a suit to work and gets their supervisor demoted after supervisor criticizes their attire: 'The CEO came to my desk later in the day to tell me I would be reporting to him now'

Worker wears a suit to work and gets their supervisor demoted after supervisor criticizes their attire: 'The CEO came to my desk later in the day to tell me I would be reporting to him now'

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'He fired me 30 minutes before my shift ended': Boss makes employee do extremely tedious task before firing him, so he reorganizes every file out of order as a parting gift

'He fired me 30 minutes before my shift ended': Boss makes employee do extremely tedious task before firing him, so he reorganizes every file out of order as a parting gift

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23-year-old finds out her roommate has been stealing $25 dollars a month from her for "pet rent" by hiding her ESA cat from their landlord and lying to her about it: 'This entire time I trusted my roommate'

23-year-old finds out her roommate has been stealing $25 dollars a month from her for "pet rent" by hiding her ESA cat from their landlord and lying to her about it: 'This entire time I trusted my roommate'

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Entitled neighbor fesses up to calling the HOA on a nearby resident who isn't under their jurisdiction, resident confront neighbor: 'It was me [...] I called the HOA!'

Entitled neighbor fesses up to calling the HOA on a nearby resident who isn't under their jurisdiction, resident confront neighbor: 'It was me [...] I called the HOA!'

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