20 times people discovered their partners were not bright: 'She thought the Statue of Liberty was made of plastic'

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    r/AskReddit Posted by u/Patriotic_Officer 5 hours ago People of Reddit, what was your _idiot" "I'm dating a moment?
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    SaraSmashley- 5 hr. ago There was a government shut down in my state and my then boyfriend comes in with a big grin and excitedly says, "they shut down! There's going to be no police! We can do whatever the we want! When I tried to explain why that's not true he got mad at and told me I was stupid then stormed off. Bonus: he also got mad when I described a cloud formation moving in overhead as ominous. "Use another word! No one knows what that means." "They look daunting." "Use a real word!" Me:
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    Weary-Bid6861 - 5 hr. ago My ex didnt think it rained over the ocean because there was enough water there already. She was shocked it rained when we were on a cruise. 3.4k Reply Share
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    mibonitaconejito 5 hr. ago . When the guy I was having dinner with told me he wanted the ceiling of his house painted like the Sixteen chapel. I didn't flinch, asking him 'What about the Fourteen or Fifteen chapels?' He replied 'They're ok but my favorite is the Sixteen chapel.' I drank a whole bottle of wine and bought D batteries on the way home 2.9k Reply Share
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    Darling-Dove 5 hr. ago He put a load of laundry in with mixed colour and whites... poured in bleach to whiten the whites... was shocked that the bleach bleached everything in the load.... I had to explain that the bleach will bleach everything you put in it as the bleach cannot discern what you want bleached or not... he was shocked, truly stunned and flabbergasted 2.6k Reply Share
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    am2balrj 5 hr. ago I had to explain to a grown woman that 30% is not always $30 when converted to currency. 2.2k Reply Share
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    filthy_lucre 5 hr. ago She thought the Statue of Liberty was made of green plastic. I tried to explain it was copper, which turns green when it oxidizes but she thought I was lying to her. Reply Share 2.0k
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    PeopleLike UDisgust Me 5 hr. ago A girlfriend I had in high school asked me to proofread one of her papers she was turning in for a final. I knew she wasn't the smartest girl, but she was pretty, fun, nice, and had a great personality. I agreed to do this. Huge error by me. The next day, I handed her paper back to her, and it had so many mistakes that I had to correct, it almost looked like I dropped red paint on it. It was a 6 page essay, and there were between 25 to 50 mistakes per page; from
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    Patriotic_Officer OP. 6 hr. ago He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn't need to drink water 1.5k Reply Share
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    Wombattaliona. 4 hr. ago I introduced him to my stepsister. He said, "weird, you guys look nothing alike." 1.3k Reply Share
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    Padmei 5 hr. ago She tossed her garbage out of the window of my moving car. Dumb, dangerous and trashy. I broke up with her. 1.2k Reply Share ...
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    frenziedmonkey. 5 hr. ago I was on my laptop showing my ex the new house a couple of friends had bought. She said she thought it was great that their town had painted the names of the roads on them as you'd be less likely to get lost. It was Streetview. 1.1k ↓ Reply Share
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    rarebear24 4 hr. ago At the airport with my now ex husband and it came to putting the liquids into the ziplock bags. For some reason he had a large bottle of mouthwash and I kid you not, took the lid off and poured the mouthwash directly into the bag. I just stared at him thinking who the have I married? 1.0k Reply Share
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    synthesized-soul. 5 hr. ago For 25 years he thought tigers were just female lions. ↑ 906 ↓ Reply Share
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    The GeordieFifer - 6 hr. ago My second girlfriend unironically believed the Earth was flat and confidently declared that when I introduced her to a friend who was studying physics. 782 Reply Share
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    icedwhitemOcha - 5 hr. ago I suggested visiting Slovenia and he said "Slovenia? You can't just make up countries, babe!" 671 Reply Share
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    HonnyBrown 5 hr. ago . We're driving past Skid Row in LA. It's a homeless camp. He says, "They save so much money on rent. Must be nice." 647 Reply Share
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    Koreyander 5 hr. ago Dated a woman who asked me why it's called "ground beef". "Like, are they bred on the ground or something?" 533 Reply Share
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    FromFluffToBuff - 4 hr. ago Not me, but a coworker back in the day once dated a guy who was "so impressed with that guy's method acting" when they went to see a movie... ...the guy was referring to Gary Sinise... in "Forrest Gump" as Lieutenant Dan... thinking the actor actually got his legs cut off for the role. My coworker, at first, thought the guy was joking. Nope. He was adamant and dead serious. Even proved him wrong by popping in the VCR another movie made years after Forrest Gump, where
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    mox44ah 4 hr. ago She was standing in the middle of Disney World holding a paper map of the park. She started complaining that they "Forgot to put the 'You Are Here' star on the map to show you where you are currently at in the park." ↑ 370 370 Reply Share
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    avanescasuj 5 hr. ago I had incident with an ex. We were at a party and at some point someone starts explaining percentages to her. He poured beer in a glass until half full. Then he said: "This glass of beer contains 5% alcohol". Then he pours more beer in the glass until it's full. "I now have twice the beer. What percentage of alcohol does it contain now?" Her: "10%!" Me: 367 Reply Share

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