39 Memes That Have Been Waiting For You

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    Nobody: Instagram models: @shitheadsteve
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    Man city Fans in 2005: Man city Fans in 2020: Manchester is blue
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    When you win a match at 3 am and you hear your parents clapping from their room 41 They love me.
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    Is your milkshake really worth it?
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    From r/Holup IF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAD... HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE??? fonzworthcutlass $34,523,2674 gochellzgo 93,780,9632 boystop 585,214,172 sexualified Hold up....
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    This is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for 2 minutes LIBERTY 1606 Yo you just made me start a fire in the house
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    Me in 2040:"And then they shot this gorilla-" My kids: "What does this have to do with a toilet paper shortage?" Me: We get there when we get there!
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    The 3 Most Damaging Words You Can Tell Your Son sftimes.co ArellanoFelixCartel @swarthyvillain 11 Mar 2014 please tell me. i must defeat him
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    5 year old me pretending to smoke when it's cold outside
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    Matt @kingmxtty My finger when I use cheap toilet paper
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    When you accidentally click restart instead of power off on your 8 year old laptop This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
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    Tolkien It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it's free to just write all of my horrific experiences from the war into the complex fantasy world I've created Tolkien's Wife What? No-
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    Ketchup doesn't exist, what are y'all adding to this? definitely Human @tiltc137 Misinformation on social media is out of control. Ketchup does exist.
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    Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain if I pay for ship? 11:49 am I don't do international shipping I'm afraid Afraid of what? Do not be scared 11:51 am
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    "No, I've got someone who can do it for half that price"
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    When you forget your keys inside and lock yourself out Argh the Key S
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    off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try 30 to 40 olives 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
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    Bruh, can I borrow your tatts for my tinder pic?
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    Jerry @Jerrypleasure my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman" 10:37 PM 08 Aug 18 34.5K Retweets 97.4K Likes
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    Me recreating an argument I had 6 hours ago with new and better points
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    Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie WASHINGTON
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    Line Art Lionheart @notalogin Wife: You're shirtless? *nods* W: And covered in... oil? -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten? W: Listen. You never listen. -Oh 3:32 PM - Sep 2, 2016 12 17 700 1,186 Follow
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    dad's second car crash this week
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    When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Can I take a picture of the moon? Pisa Tower: yea sorry 711 ERT
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    When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
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    When You Trynna Convince Your Mom That She's Wrong
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    Whats the ideal brining time for a 150lb hog? Ive had this bad boy in here since 12am.
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    Stealth level 100
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    LIFESTYLE French school asks parents to stop throwing children over the fence when they're late 12 Nov, 2020 09:54 AM 19990569 French parents It's a long way. French children Toss me. I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me! Quick Read
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    yabkat @ohen39 [gets pulled over] cop: do you know how fast you were growing? me: officer, I wa-wait did you say growing? cop: *removes mask to reveal grandma* you've gotten so big
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    Consumers Consumers AMD Consumers Consumers VAR Consumers
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    When I tell someone I'm on my way @COMEDYKHAZI
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    My gf telling the police not to arrest me Me, drunk and wondering why she's mad at the Uber driver ICE
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    Liam Neeson Says Horse He Worked With In New Film Remembered Him From Previous Film boo pearer @marth_burton [Liam Neeson walks onto set] horse: there he is
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    Me coming into my parents bedroom at 3am, to tell them that I threw up:
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    Girls: That barber cut my hair 1mm shorter than I said, I'm never visiting him again. Boys after 21 years:
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    New SSD 10-year-old laptop
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    Every statistic ever: CA WA OR NV AK UT AZ MT WY CO NM HI ND SD NE KS TX OK MN IA ΜΟ AR LA WI IL MI IN TN OH KY MS AL WV GA PA SC VA NC FL NY VT NH ME -NJ DE MD DC RI

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