20 More Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind to Pieces

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  • 01
    Birthday - If your birthday was six months ago you were actually born 186 million miles away on thee other side of the sun.
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    Text - You don't realize how hard you chew your food until you bite yourtongue.
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    Text - Upronounce "Caribbean" differently when Im talking about the region than when I'm talking about the Pirates movies
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    Amusement ride - "Seary" amusement park rides should have an extra, unnecessary safety harness that intentionally breaks mid-ride
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    Text - Dead clocks literally display their time of death on their faces.
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    Font - If a race was completed by reaching Finlands It would literally be a-race to the Finnish line.
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    Text - I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and Sustainability are in style
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    Gun - Masturbating is like having to cock a gun 1000 times before being able to fire it
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    Heat - Whoever came up with the term fireplace wasn't even trying that day
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    Steering part - As a child, lassumed.driving would involve a lot more honking than it actually does
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    Text - North Korea can't send Spy's to other countries because they'll realize they've been lied toall their life.
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    Text - "So who's driving?" is going to be the dadjoke of the decade whenself-driving cars are more of a-thing
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    Beak - In all my life, I have never seen a baby seagull, they are always the same size.
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  • 14
    Text - Isn't a billionairejust a different type of hoarder?
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    Community - As a grown man lhave cried more times watching movies and.cartoonsmade for children than thave watching movies made for adults.
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    Vegetation - What if dinosaurs were really dragons but their wings were just made of something that didn't fossilize
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    Text - IfIwas ever stopped by the police and askedto say my OABCS backwards, Pd fail even if Iwas sober V
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    Medal - The greatest honor a spy can receive is a medal given to them by the enemy
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    Text - People with poor spelling have the best passwords.
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    Text - I'm now older than my parents when they had me and lhave no idea how l would raise akid if Ihad one now.
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