33 Coding Memes for Smart and Sassy Ladies Fixing Bugs and Forgoing Romance

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Eleonora Bader
Mar 4, 2024 10:00 AM EST

Your fingers tap furiously away at the keyboard. Your cup of coffee sits next to you on the table, cold, because you keep forgetting to take a sip while it's still hot. That's how immersed you are in this code… 

The soft hum of your computer is annoying. Why is this so difficult? Oh, how your patience is tested… You're so close to finding the solution, but after a couple of hours, you sit back, fed up, realizing it may just be out of reach. You begin grumbling to yourself, wondering why you wanted to become a programmer, anyway.

Money, you remind yourself. That's why. Also, you like solving puzzles. Just not this one. Your phone lights up with a text from your friend, inviting you out to dinner. You frown as you type 'No', and add a sad face emoji. You need to finish this code!

Sound familiar? Scroll down for the painstakingly relatable memes. Then check out more programming memes here.

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  • 01
    me angry at my code for not doing what i programmed it to do my code doing exactly what i programmed it to do
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    New programmers Experienced Programmers
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    I wanted to dress my nephew as a zombie, but he ended up looking like a full stack developer THE BIG 4
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    a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Excel is not a database Call 11 12 10 8 1 man Gan
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    sarcasm Programmers Sarcasm Society Just now. loading *When people ask how programming is going* Me: just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working.
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    me wondering if I should make a small code change on the live server quiet everyone he's about to do something stupid
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    When I See Programming memes When I am actually Programming
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    SUPR A Code written in Java A code written in Python
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    my program: *works perfectly* me: *cleans up code* Also my program: O well now I am not doing it
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    What the Customer Described. How Manufacturing Installed it. What the Customer finally received. What got budgeted. What Marketing Advertised. What the customer was billed for. What the Engineer Designed. What got documented. What the customer actually wanted.
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    Giulio Carrara - 3rd+ Software Engineer 1d Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS -*nix system administration. - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments
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    When you try to understand a new Programming Language UCZ
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    7 Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset.
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    My computer: *autosaves a file* Me: Nice, but where is it? My computer:
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    When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run VERTE
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    Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:
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    Run Run as Administrator
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    IT'S TIME TO GO LET'S GO tos (" et e *Internet Explorer is not responding* e ???
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    O DAYS SINCE IT WAS DNS (It's always DNS)
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    Ministry Of Dev, PhD @UdellGames Use whatever brace style you prefer. But not this. Don't do this. Seek help instead of this. public class Permuter private static void permute(int n, char[] a) if (n == 0) System.out.println (String valueOf(a)) else + Folgen char saved = a[i] a[i] = a[j] a[j] saved { for (int i= 0; i <n; i++) { permute(n-1, a) swap (a, n % 2 == 0 ? i 0, n) private static void swap(char[] a, int i, int j) { ;}}} ;}}
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    when you write 10 lines of code without searching on Google It ain't much, but it's honest work
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    the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of all the software,
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    YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN
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    When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job
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    I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.
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    Assembly developers be like If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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    When there's a task that can be done manually in 10 minutes but you find a way to automate it in 10 days THINK I'm gonna do what's called a programmer move.
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    TCP UDP data data
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    When part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with something from the internet
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    The (real) scientific method. NO DATA
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    When someone asks me why I always comment out old code instead of just deleting it: It's a suprise tool that will help us later never
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    C++ RUBY PYTHON 1 VISUAL BASIC
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    I'm a backend developer It means he is afraid of CSS margin-top: 10px; border: 2px solid red; OBT What does backend developer mean? No, it doesn't Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him
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