'I know every phone number... just don't know who they belong to': 20 Funny people who technically told the truth

These people technically told the truth, and that's what counts. 

We all love a good dad joke, and the internet has a seemingly endless supply. There are people who are overly literal, and there are also those who can't resist annoying people with their goofy senses of humor. For example, one person was confused by the sizes of baby clothing and asked for an explanation. Another person wrote back to assure them that "baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even children's clothes. I hope this helps." See? The internet is full of helpful and sarcastic people ready to help out everyone else. 

Check out these hilarious "technically true" moments below. Then, read about some of the worst concerts these people have ever been to, like one over-booked show where only a quarter of the audience could see the screen. 

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