32 Dad Jokes In Celebration of Father's Day

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Ada Elder
Jun 18, 2017 4:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT DOES KARATE? PORK CHOP
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    Text - Hey. .. gimme your best dad joke Sent from the OkCupid app 4:04pm Are you gonna give it back? Read by 4:14pm Give what back? Just now! Sent from the OkCupid app
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    Mammal - It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers
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    Potato - WHAT HAS EYES BUT CANNOT SEE? /3 A POTATO
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    Text - pizza chuckle-worthy Source morgrana morgrana Omg I was talking to my dad and I went "omg I haven't shaved my legs for 2 weeks" and then his face just dropped like he'd seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered '1 completely forgot to shave my legs for 41 years 73,854 notes
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    Mammal - I had a fear of hurdles But I got over it
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    Text - WHAT DO YOU CALL AN EVERYDAY POTATO? A COMMENTATOR
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    Animal figure - WHAT DO YOU CALL A LAZY KANGAROO? A POUCH POTATO
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    Text - [-] Big_oil 5532 points 17 hours ago* Me: Be careful standing near those trees. My daughter: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning. Me: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me. My daughter: Massive eye roll and sigh...Dad...
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    Text - occasionalawesome screamingcrawfish Source: hoebama hoebama hoebama i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying "no" he says "fraid not" and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket 18,360 notes Publish
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    Cartoon - BARRY, OUR SON IS COMING OUT TO YOU TODAY HE DOESN'T KNOWI TOLD YOU ALREADY BE SUPPORTIVE, OKAY? OF COURSE INSTRUCTOR DAD... IM GAY NICE TO MEET YOU GAY IM BARRY YODA INSTRUCTOR DAD THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME PLEASE BE SERIDUS I AM I AM SERIOUS BARRY SERIOUS DA INSTRUCTOR I TOLD YOU TO BE SUPPORTIVE I AM BARRY SUPPO STOP SAVING THAT ENZO CHEERUPEMOKID.COM
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    Poster - WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALLIGATOR IN A VEST? AN INVESTIGATOR
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    Blue - YOU LOOK A LITTLE PAIL
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    Text - Jazmasta @jazmasta kids party] "This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year" Dad no "That's." II Please no dad "..Inflation for you" kids start crying* 11/07/2015 8:55 pm
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    Mammal - Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested? He was charged for Battery
    via jew666
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    Watermelon - BECOMING A VEGETARIAN IS A BIG MISSED STEAK
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    Blackboard - bought Some Shoes from a drug dealer... I dont Know what he laced them with but I've beentriffing all day
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    Cartoon - DAD, THE FIREMEN SAID THEY BARELY TO TELL YOu THE TRUTH, JACOB. EVER SINCE I GOT OUT OF THAT BURNING HOUSE, GOT YOU OUT IN TIME. ARE You FEELING OK? HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING SO HOT GET IT?? EHHHHHH EHHHH? DAD? dad narcolepsyinc.com
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    Organism - WHAT DO YOU CALL A THIEVING ALLIGATOR? A CROOKODILE
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    Text - WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAR WITH NO TEETH? A GUMMY BEAR
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    Fish - WHOEVER STOLE MY COPY OF MICROSOFT OFFICE,IWILL FIND YOU YOU HAVE MY WORD Copyright 1907eoy Jefords
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    Yellow - YOU CHEETAH! NO, YOU LION!
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    Drum - WHAT JOB DID THE FROG HAVE AT THE HOTEL? MT BELLHOP
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    Combat vehicle - SO TWO GOLDFISH ARENA TANK.. HOW DO yoU DRIVE THIS THING?!
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    Mammal - I used to think I was indecisive But now am not sure
    via jew666
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    Text - HOW DO YOU ORGANIZE A SPACE PARTY? YOU PLANE T
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    Text - WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS? GROUND BEEF
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    Mammal - I used to date a girl with a lazy eye It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
    via jew666
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    Hair - Hey dad esus Ca Yes son? Desus Did you ever get shot in the army? gesus No, I got shot in the leggy
    via emags
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    Green - WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN DINOSAURS CRASH THEIR CARS? T-REX
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    Animal figure - WHAT DID THE BUFFALO SAY TO HIS SON WHEN HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE? BISON
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    Clip art - HOW DO YOU A BABY ALIEN TO SLEEP? PUT MT YOU ROCKET
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