38 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Adventurous Souls Who Seek Laughter

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    bae: come over me: i cant tonight's D&D night bae: my parents aren't home me: tonight's D&D night
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    The first time you see a nat 20 The 8607th time you see a nat 20
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    New Password Rest of the party Weak New Password The barbarian Strong
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    肉 DM Plot hole Magic PASTE
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    DandyBeyond B @DandyBeyond me: ok brain, time to sleep my brain: ok Dandy, listen up. D&D campaign, Osmosis Jones setting, but it's in a dragon and it's body parts and organs form a mega dungeon. IT'S LITERALLY a DUNGEON AND A DRAGON! me: ok, that does sound dope #dnd .> 7:43 PM 16 Apr 20 Twitter for Android
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    Waking up in the middle of the night like: @mydnd20 I forgot to add my proficiency bonus.
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    DM: Roll a Dex save Me: Does an 8 pass? DM:
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    DM Players Some random unimportant stuff Players the DM described for the atmosphere
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    Mom, I'll have a date Be careful dear. today guys only want one thing nowadays Sex? No A Dungeons and Dragons group with 3+ players who play at least once a week
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    the DM players rolling a 20 on a seduction check for a monster
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    My wife Me explaining what happened in DnD last night
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    PC DM: What is your AC? PC DM: Nevermind it's a crit. Make a death save fb.com/dndmemes PC DM: finishes math* No wait, don't bother with the death save
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    PC: "I want to seduce the Noble and also climb up the wall." facebook.com/dndmemes DM: "You can't do both at the same time." PC: "JUST WATCH ME"
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    WILL THEY EVER ROLL US? 10 12 NAH, THEY'LL JUST KEEP GOING ON UNRELATED TANGENTS UNTIL ITS TIME To Go 20 8 14 AND THEN ITS BACK IN THE BAG FOR US HANNAH HILLAM 74
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    Cleric: uses Turn Undead Skeletons: I don't know where I'm walking but it's somewhere away from this guy u/Nick Blade
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    DM -How many character sheets have you made today? Player -None! Ok, 5. Or more. A baker's dozen at the most. DM Do you even know how many there are in a baker's dozen? Player -By my count, 48.
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    Me as a DM: I wish my players would take this seriously. Also me as a DM: You meet the Kuo-Tao's greatest warrior, Fin Diesel
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    Clerics in a nutshell I am the pope I speak for god Promote atheism again I'll beat you with a rod
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    Cleric We believe you sold your soul. CEFFER Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron
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    Tabaxi Sorcerer Casting Colour Spray.
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    Prepping for hours for something that gets consumed in minutes Cooks Dungeon Masters
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    When anyone mentions anything that remotely refers to D&D. @4d6_drop_lowest Me with a 1-20 levels campaign on the go ready to be hurt again by parties that cannot schedule whomst has summoned the almighty one
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    WHAT THIS YEAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 20 14 14 20. 16 8 WHAT WE GOT 19 i EL 19 19 EL EL 5. 19 ει
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    The DM when the party is out of spell slots AWW I'M SORRY. DID SOMEONE GET ADDICTED TO LONG RESTS? imgflip.com
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    DM Good player that pays attention and takes notes. Plot hooks that involve their backstory
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    avithenaftali Invalid D&D Alignments Lawful Chaotic-loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven't been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate, a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep ma
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    "I know we split the party, but where is everyone else?" DM: I'll tell you where they're not, SAFE
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    Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic. made with mematic
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    In DM Jail: DM who counterspells healing spells Sometimes when my players buy health potions, I make them potions of Poison DUDE WTF?!
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    me the DM Why can't you just be normal? Simic Hybrid Artificer that wants 4 Sun Blades so he can be General Grievous *Screams* General Kenobi
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    Enemy: Now that I'm near the wizard he's do- Wizard with 18 Strength and a +3 quarterstaff: made with mematic
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    When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm 12 years old.
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    ME EXPLAINING THAT SINCE LOOKING AT A WELDING ARC IRL CAN BLIND YOU BUT NOT IF YOU SEE THAT SAME ARC ON TELEVISION, THEREFORE A PHOTO OF A MEDUSA WON'T TURN YOU TO STONE made with thematic MY TINDER DATE REALIZING SHE MISINTERPRETED "ROLE PLAY ENTHUSIAST IN MY PROFILE
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    The Party after a short rest in the final dungeon: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie and two shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight God or die trying. imgflip.com
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    Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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    probablybadrpgideas Create a cosmic level enemy whose attack damages the players, not just on a surface level, but "on all layers of reality" If it successfully hits a character, just punch that character's player in the face IRL. probablybadrpgideas cupofsorrows #go even deeper and have a cosmic monstrosity that only hurts the actual player and not the character at all #Gorzog the barbarian just standing there awkwardly while James is getting absolutely whaled on irl #dnd Source: probablybadrpg
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    #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: - Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
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    Kelli #OperaGeek #PAXEast @TheOperaGeek Hey, you. Yeah, you, the one reading this. I just hummed a song for you. You've got Bardic Inspiration. You can use that extra d10 for anything you need to conquer today. Do the thing. #OperaGeek #DnD #BardLife 4:01 PM 21 Feb 19

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